person 1: dude why didn't you show up to the hockey game last night? you told us to buy your tickets!
person 2: oh my bad man, did nashville win?
person 1: cts, just tell me why you weren't there.
person 2: oh my bad man, did nashville win?
person 1: cts, just tell me why you weren't there.
by dodongo56 May 24, 2011
Get the cts mug.(Chronic Troll Syndrome) is an internet disease (not to be confused with Internet Disease) that is generally present in trolls. It causes the given troll to be unable to tell the difference between internet and IRL limits.
As a result, the troll is no longer able to comprehend what is appropriate to say and do when dealing with IRL people in contrast with the Internets. Symptoms include being inconsiderate and generally asshatty to friends and family, the common offensive use of racial epithets, and a tendency to interfere in other people's business uninvited "for the laughs." This in turn leads to a loss of said friends, associates of minority status and a general alienation of all contacts outside of the Internet.
As a result, the troll is no longer able to comprehend what is appropriate to say and do when dealing with IRL people in contrast with the Internets. Symptoms include being inconsiderate and generally asshatty to friends and family, the common offensive use of racial epithets, and a tendency to interfere in other people's business uninvited "for the laughs." This in turn leads to a loss of said friends, associates of minority status and a general alienation of all contacts outside of the Internet.
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by ghostfacesbaby April 17, 2020
Get the CTS mug.An abbreviation meaning Chuckles to Self. Often used in the place of LOL (laughs out loud) because LOL has become over used.
by Abnor June 14, 2005
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Chris: I shouldn't have eaten the Mexican my wife cooked last night
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by Aussie meat May 30, 2015
Get the CTS mug.Christian Team Servers. We are a clan founded on the basis of Christianity, and happen to have rules that people need to go by and one of them is no cursing, drug, or sexual references since children play there.
by Tim Vader July 25, 2004
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If you are talking to someone, and they get a text, and they then stop mid-sentence and start texting back, they probably have CTS.
by Ngaire July 26, 2008
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