glocksucker69's definitions

mcduckesque

Of something , particularly an individual's fortune or wealth, to be extremely large, so large they could swim in a vault of gold.

"Harold spent 1 mil on a giant solid gold statue of his dick."
"Well, what else would you do with his mcduckesque fortune?"

by glocksucker69 June 27, 2017

slow as cheese

When something as slow as cheese.

"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."

by glocksucker69 February 28, 2019

Meeped

To meep: to take an idea or style from someone else and make it worse than the original, often having negative effects on that idea or style in general.

"The Little Panda Fighter meeped Kung Fu Panda."

by glocksucker69 December 7, 2017

Infinite Platoon

An infinite platoon is a vivid dream - often a nightmare - that sticks with you for a long period of time. It usually occurs when you are physically or mentally stressed. Current life events and thoughts or fears are filtered through dream logic, creating something uncanny and hard to forget.
A common infinite platoon is dreaming about a movie you just watched (ex. Platoon) and a deep anxiety (ex. wasting time, perhaps by watching an infinitely long movie).
Infinite platoons have become more common during the COVID-19 quarantine due to higher levels of stress and boredom.

I think I had an infinite platoon last night, I can't stop thinking about it. I woke up on the verge of tears.

by glocksucker69 May 6, 2020

miwacwe whip

A diet consisting entirely of frozen deep fried food nuggets, soda, and entire spoonfuls of Miracle Whip. The reason southern U.S children are so obese.

Noah's Food Reviews is on the miwacwe whip diet.

by glocksucker69 March 12, 2017

McHandy

A handjob received in a McDonalds bathroom or drive-thru.
OR
A handjob given to Ronald McDonald himself in exchange for free fries.

She gave me a drunken McHandy while we were ordering fries

by glocksucker69 March 12, 2017

opsmomsexual

Someone who only has sex with OP's mom.

As an opsmomsexual, I sometimes feel discriminated against because of my sexuality.

by glocksucker69 October 1, 2020