Puffled

To puffle: to take an idea or style from someone else and make it better, often having positive effects on the idea or style in general.

"The Shape Of Water puffled Creature from the Black Lagoon"

by glocksucker69 December 7, 2017

slow as cheese

When something as slow as cheese.

"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."

by glocksucker69 February 28, 2019

McHandy

A handjob received in a McDonalds bathroom or drive-thru.
OR
A handjob given to Ronald McDonald himself in exchange for free fries.

She gave me a drunken McHandy while we were ordering fries

by glocksucker69 March 12, 2017

opsmomsexual

Someone who only has sex with OP's mom.

As an opsmomsexual, I sometimes feel discriminated against because of my sexuality.

by glocksucker69 October 1, 2020

friend of Ralph

Someone affiliated with the mob, generally a member or associate who does the dirty work.

If you want that guy gone, I can hook you up with a friend of Ralph who could do the job.

by glocksucker69 November 10, 2019

Ubernut

An intense, third-eye-opening orgasm happening on every plane of existence except physical, triggered by a strong spiritual and/or emotional force overpowering you and causing unmatched pleasure.

Every time the Pirates theme song comes on I ubernut.

by glocksucker69 May 29, 2017

Infinite Platoon

An infinite platoon is a vivid dream - often a nightmare - that sticks with you for a long period of time. It usually occurs when you are physically or mentally stressed. Current life events and thoughts or fears are filtered through dream logic, creating something uncanny and hard to forget.
A common infinite platoon is dreaming about a movie you just watched (ex. Platoon) and a deep anxiety (ex. wasting time, perhaps by watching an infinitely long movie).
Infinite platoons have become more common during the COVID-19 quarantine due to higher levels of stress and boredom.

I think I had an infinite platoon last night, I can't stop thinking about it. I woke up on the verge of tears.

by glocksucker69 May 6, 2020