Definitions by glocksucker69

Pee-wee Moment 

When you have to admit to something awful to prove you aren't something worse, i.e. exposing yourself as a massive pervert (gross) to prove you aren't a massive pedophile (illegal).

"Apparently Pyrocynical isn't a pedophile, but he had to post his degenerate fetish DMs to prove it."
"Yikes, what a Pee-wee moment."

Pee-wee Moment by glocksucker69 July 31, 2023

opsmomsexual 

Someone who only has sex with OP's mom.

As an opsmomsexual, I sometimes feel discriminated against because of my sexuality.

opsmomsexual by glocksucker69 October 1, 2020

Infinite Platoon

An infinite platoon is a vivid dream - often a nightmare - that sticks with you for a long period of time. It usually occurs when you are physically or mentally stressed. Current life events and thoughts or fears are filtered through dream logic, creating something uncanny and hard to forget.
A common infinite platoon is dreaming about a movie you just watched (ex. Platoon) and a deep anxiety (ex. wasting time, perhaps by watching an infinitely long movie).
Infinite platoons have become more common during the COVID-19 quarantine due to higher levels of stress and boredom.

I think I had an infinite platoon last night, I can't stop thinking about it. I woke up on the verge of tears.

Infinite Platoon by glocksucker69 May 6, 2020

friend of Ralph 

Someone affiliated with the mob, generally a member or associate who does the dirty work.

If you want that guy gone, I can hook you up with a friend of Ralph who could do the job.

friend of Ralph by glocksucker69 November 10, 2019

Phrenology 

Pseudoscientific racism for the detail-oriented.

“The study of phrenology emerged in the 19th century, as did Freudian psychology and the practice of putting cocaine in every bodily orifice.”

Phrenology by glocksucker69 July 30, 2019

slow as cheese 

When something as slow as cheese.

"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."

slow as cheese by glocksucker69 February 28, 2019

Meeped

To meep: to take an idea or style from someone else and make it worse than the original, often having negative effects on that idea or style in general.

"The Little Panda Fighter meeped Kung Fu Panda."

Meeped by glocksucker69 December 7, 2017