glocksucker69's definitions

Puffled

To puffle: to take an idea or style from someone else and make it better, often having positive effects on the idea or style in general.

"The Shape Of Water puffled Creature from the Black Lagoon"

by glocksucker69 December 7, 2017

slow as cheese

When something as slow as cheese.

"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."

by glocksucker69 February 28, 2019

McHandy

A handjob received in a McDonalds bathroom or drive-thru.
OR
A handjob given to Ronald McDonald himself in exchange for free fries.

She gave me a drunken McHandy while we were ordering fries

by glocksucker69 March 12, 2017

friend of Ralph

Someone affiliated with the mob, generally a member or associate who does the dirty work.

If you want that guy gone, I can hook you up with a friend of Ralph who could do the job.

by glocksucker69 November 10, 2019

opsmomsexual

Someone who only has sex with OP's mom.

As an opsmomsexual, I sometimes feel discriminated against because of my sexuality.

by glocksucker69 October 1, 2020

Meeped

To meep: to take an idea or style from someone else and make it worse than the original, often having negative effects on that idea or style in general.

"The Little Panda Fighter meeped Kung Fu Panda."

by glocksucker69 December 7, 2017

miwacwe whip

A diet consisting entirely of frozen deep fried food nuggets, soda, and entire spoonfuls of Miracle Whip. The reason southern U.S children are so obese.

Noah's Food Reviews is on the miwacwe whip diet.

by glocksucker69 March 12, 2017