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thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper
Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.

Twenty Stick-Boobs 

Another way of writing the year "2013".
The "3" looks a bit like a pair of boobs as viewed from the top.

Works best when written, vs. when spoken.
07-21-13 {or "21 Jul 2013", or even "Jul. 21, Twenty Stick-Boobs" if you prefer}. Just making my daily check-in from Federal Way WA. USA...
Twenty Stick-Boobs by Telephony July 23, 2012

Twenty9United 

A legend in the FT community. Always there for people when they need him the most. He’s probably the biggest Kai Havertz in the world and he’s the Leverkusen admin’s best friend.
Twenty9United is the goat.

twenty one pilots

for those who cry on the inside but dance on the outside
"did you hear that new twenty one pilots song?"
"yeah I cried, I mean danced to it last nite"
twenty one pilots by kyl0R3n May 30, 2016

twentytard 

Any guy over the age of nineteen that is NOT really mentally retarded and STILL lives with mommy and daddy, has no job, no car, finds a girlfriend online then has to depend on his parents to pick that girl up AND pay for everything.
As the girl watched the clock pass another hour beyond the promised time, she got a text from her twentytard boyfriend stating his mommy was still sleeping and the date wasn't happening.
twentytard by jpg3 October 21, 2012

Twenty one pilots

The best band ever that was on hiatus for about a year. But they are back now with a new album Trench.
Twenty one pilots is the best band ever ||-//
Twenty one pilots by Janyse October 11, 2018
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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