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turnip twaddler
Generic name for any useless consumer gadget of the sort frequently sold on late-night infomercials. Commonly sold together with a tomato musher. Originally from the comic strip Bloom County. Opus was powerless to resist late-night TV hucksters and ended up with a living room full of turnip twaddlers.
"We'll sell you this amazing turnip twaddler for $29.95! But wait! There's more! We'll throw in this tomato musher ABSOLUTELY FREE! Now how much would you pay?"
turnip twaddler by bikergeek November 5, 2012
Related Words
twuddle • twaddle • twiddle • Tuddles • twiddlefinger • Twiddler • twiddledick • Truddle • twaddler • Twiddle-Dicking
twiddle stick
twiddle stick by twiddler7 February 22, 2011
Twaddler
A child that is not a toddler but whines like one, isn't a teen but has an attitude like one, can still be clingy like an infant, but still isn't old enough to be a tween, .
I have two of them.
I have two of them.
Twaddler by Meagstorms January 1, 2017
Twiddle Fap
The ultimate state of boredom, combining the act of twiddling your thumbs while simultaneously fapping with both hands.
Twiddle Fap by Smoke Meth Every Day March 1, 2015
Twiddle Diddle
Twiddle Diddle by Poocaacaa May 31, 2012
Twaddlecunt
Twaddlecunt by PureHell March 22, 2013
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