Twaddler 

A child that is not a toddler but whines like one, isn't a teen but has an attitude like one, can still be clingy like an infant, but still isn't old enough to be a tween, .
I have two of them.

My twaddler just got an x-box for Christmas now he's clinging to my leg , whining that he's bored.

Twaddler by Meagstorms January 1, 2017

twaddler 

Twat waddler. Obnoxious woman (often fat and otherwise generally disgusting) who appears to have a corn cob shoved up her ass when she walks. She is of little use in general, talks too much, and often has a voice which rapes your ears. It's usually all one can do to avoid the twaddler invoking the natural, undeniable, involuntary physical reflex of a punch to the throat after any conversation over a few seconds in length.

The fat obnoxious twaddler was so busy running off at the mouth as she twaddled down the stairs, that she tripped and fell the rest of the way down, breaking every bone in her disgusting body.

twaddler by thejtluv November 15, 2010

turnip twaddler 

Generic name for any useless consumer gadget of the sort frequently sold on late-night infomercials. Commonly sold together with a tomato musher. Originally from the comic strip Bloom County. Opus was powerless to resist late-night TV hucksters and ended up with a living room full of turnip twaddlers.

"We'll sell you this amazing turnip twaddler for $29.95! But wait! There's more! We'll throw in this tomato musher ABSOLUTELY FREE! Now how much would you pay?"

turnip twaddler by bikergeek November 5, 2012

munge twaddler 

Someone who performs the re-writing of some coding routine.

Also, general derogatory term for anyone, for any reason.

"I just spacked a whole bunch of data just then"
"Ooh, you're such a munge twaddler!"

Or

"Why me? WHY ME?"
"That's 'cos you're a munge twaddler"

munge twaddler by rymix June 25, 2004

Twat Twaddler 

1) Any loud-mouthed liberal female politician.

2) Any loud-mouthed feminist, or their self loathing male counterparts.

3) Any loud-mouthed lesbian.

4) Any loud-mouthed all of the above.

Hillary Clinton is such a stupid fucking twat twaddler.

Twat Twaddler by Russ and Gus May 6, 2011

Clit twaddler 

Someone who plays with clits in excessiveness. A form of cursing used in place of dick sucker.

Shut the fuck up you Clit twaddler!

Clit twaddler by Mr. CP September 26, 2006

nut twaddler 

one who twaddles nuts. derogatory.

nut twaddler by Rev. Sprice July 21, 2003