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A word meaning nonsensical or meaningless talk.
Enough of this idiotic twaddle! If I wanted to hear a load of bullshit, I'd be watching C-SPAN!
by weltkieg December 12, 2003
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1. To waddle due to an object inserted in one's bearded taco.

2. To diddle one's twat.

1. She inserted the dildo into her vagina and twaddled off to work.

2. She's so preoccupied she must be twaddling.
by Cuntoleezza Rice February 01, 2007
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My dear old chum, you always talk such twaddle when you've had a few drinks!
by Xaviana December 01, 2003
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a) Nonsensical gibberish.
b) The source of excellent articles and media by excellent individuals.
"Stop talking twaddle, you annoying bastard."
"I say chaps, I think we should all go to www.thetwaddle.co.uk!"
by MDG August 02, 2004
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The term for group of lesbians, much like a gaggle of geese, or a pride of lions.
I was on my way to the poetry slam and I spotted a huge twaddle heading in the same direction.
by hcracker April 30, 2003
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To total your friends car by driving it in to a tree or mail box
last night Jake was driving my car and twaddled it.
by CasaSlice August 23, 2011
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