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A word meaning nonsensical or meaningless talk.
Enough of this idiotic twaddle! If I wanted to hear a load of bullshit, I'd be watching C-SPAN!
by weltkieg December 12, 2003
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1. To waddle due to an object inserted in one's bearded taco.

2. To diddle one's twat.

1. She inserted the dildo into her vagina and twaddled off to work.

2. She's so preoccupied she must be twaddling.
by Cuntoleezza Rice February 01, 2007
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My dear old chum, you always talk such twaddle when you've had a few drinks!
by Xaviana December 01, 2003
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Twaddle is a word that describes the awkward walk that a female exhibits for hours after she just got all of her holes reamed after participating in an extreme hardcore gang bang involving 10 or more BBC’s
She had a twaddle after she came back home from her friends house so I knew she just got done having sex with the entire apartment complex.
by TwiztedSnowman June 06, 2019
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a) Nonsensical gibberish.
b) The source of excellent articles and media by excellent individuals.
"Stop talking twaddle, you annoying bastard."
"I say chaps, I think we should all go to www.thetwaddle.co.uk!"
by MDG August 02, 2004
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The term for group of lesbians, much like a gaggle of geese, or a pride of lions.
I was on my way to the poetry slam and I spotted a huge twaddle heading in the same direction.
by hcracker April 30, 2003
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