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"twitter tool." Term used to describe annoying people who use Twitter mainly for marketing purposes or for spamming others with links to their own products/services. See webcock.

It was unintentionally coined by Guy Kawasaki on a blog post titled "How to Use Twitter as a Twool," where he outlined the steps for using Twitter to market your own stuff. People who follow this advice will think they're using "Twitter as a tool" (a twool) when in fact they have become twools themselves.
"Ugh. All this guy does on Twitter is pimp his SEO business. What a twool. UNFOLLOW"
twool by Rafi Torres December 16, 2008

Fidget Sensory Tool

What is the purpose of a Fidget Sensory Tool?
Fidget Sensory Tools are often used to provide sensory input in a less distracting way. They can help improve concentration and attention to tasks by allowing the brain to filter out the extra sensory information (e.g. listening to a lesson in the classroom, paying attention to a book during circle time, focusing during a business meeting or just simply used to help assist with anxiety and stress to calm your mind).

Fidget toys are self-regulation tools to help with focus, attention, calming, and active listening. Our colorful fun fidget toys are something that will benefit many people. From people with Autism, Aspergers, ADD, ADHD, Anxiety, OCD, Depression or any adult that has stress at work or home - fidget sensory tools have the ability to help with focus and relax you with the simple movements and many different styles to choose from. Sitting at a desk at school or work or sitting in a room full of people you don't feel comfortable around, this unique fidget toy will help alleviate the anxiety and stress. Who knew that Chainmaille & Bike Chain Fidgets could provide so much, to so many!

If you are interested in finding a Fidget sensory toy come check out our website at: www.FidgetMeCrazy.com.
If you are interested in finding Fidget sensory tool toys that will assist you with sensory integration come check out our website at: www.FidgetMeCrazy.com.

By having a fidget sensory tool toy, a person may be able to better ‘filter out’ excess sensory information in their surroundings and their own body, which is causing distraction, and encouraging this sensory information to be focused on a Fidget toy in the hands.
Fidget Sensory Tool by Bifey’s Voice September 10, 2020

tooling for roof 

Trading sexual favors for a place to live...
Avoiding the dual labels of Homelessness and Prostitution, she chose another method to pay rent by Tooling for Roof.
tooling for roof by Clifhanger April 11, 2017
A person of little social value. aka Doug Lee.
Doug Lee is the world's biggest toolbox.
toolbox by 2+2 NVG Forum November 30, 2011

Tool Bag 

An individual who's personality is the perfect combination a Tool and a Douche Bag.

Another explanation is a moron who thinks that they are god's gift to the world.
dude 1: Check out that tool Chuck over there, now that's he's watched karate kid six times he thinks he can punch through a brick wall. What a douche bag.

dude 2: Chuck truly is a Tool Bag.
Tool Bag by Max86 September 13, 2012

Tool Convention 

Any gathering predominantly populated by tools, or individuals who lack the capacity to not conform to systems and arbitrary rules, and who generally lack the ability to think or act creatively.
Duuuude, you really didn't miss anything: that wedding was basically a tool convention.
Tool Convention by Steinus July 19, 2012
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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