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An individual who's personality is the perfect combination a Tool and a Douche Bag.

Another explanation is a moron who thinks that they are god's gift to the world.
dude 1: Check out that tool Chuck over there, now that's he's watched karate kid six times he thinks he can punch through a brick wall. What a douche bag.

dude 2: Chuck truly is a Tool Bag.
by Max86 September 13, 2012
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Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.
The sapphic women greatly enjoyed each others company.
by whatisdead June 25, 2015
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a loser jerk off that thinks they are cooler than they actually are. they think they are the focus of everyone's attention or are better than everyone when in fact they are not. they try too hard, get smuts with diseases, have diseases, and are used like tools
the entire frat of pi lam at Widener University in Chester, PA
by beat up rapists at pi lam September 15, 2003
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An individual whose ineptitude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere "tool"...only a full "bag of tools" is sufficient to describe their personal defects.
"That Doug....what a toolbag."
by Greg May 25, 2004
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A person who is more than a plain tool, or dick, but is equivalent to a bag of tools, or a sack full of dicks.
by Buddy J June 14, 2003
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A person of utter uselessness.

Completely and devestatingly devoid of purpose.
"Art, your a total toolbag. I'm demoting you from bag boy to speed bump. You'll be working in parking lot five from now on."
by Roy K July 11, 2005
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