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An insult for a person. It is a combination of the terms twit and tool. To be used for someone who fits both terms.
Twool by OnyxPhoenix August 20, 2019
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"twitter tool." Term used to describe annoying people who use Twitter mainly for marketing purposes or for spamming others with links to their own products/services. See webcock.

It was unintentionally coined by Guy Kawasaki on a blog post titled "How to Use Twitter as a Twool," where he outlined the steps for using Twitter to market your own stuff. People who follow this advice will think they're using "Twitter as a tool" (a twool) when in fact they have become twools themselves.
"Ugh. All this guy does on Twitter is pimp his SEO business. What a twool. UNFOLLOW"
twool by Rafi Torres December 16, 2008

Fidget Sensory Tool

What is the purpose of a Fidget Sensory Tool?
Fidget Sensory Tools are often used to provide sensory input in a less distracting way. They can help improve concentration and attention to tasks by allowing the brain to filter out the extra sensory information (e.g. listening to a lesson in the classroom, paying attention to a book during circle time, focusing during a business meeting or just simply used to help assist with anxiety and stress to calm your mind).

Fidget toys are self-regulation tools to help with focus, attention, calming, and active listening. Our colorful fun fidget toys are something that will benefit many people. From people with Autism, Aspergers, ADD, ADHD, Anxiety, OCD, Depression or any adult that has stress at work or home - fidget sensory tools have the ability to help with focus and relax you with the simple movements and many different styles to choose from. Sitting at a desk at school or work or sitting in a room full of people you don't feel comfortable around, this unique fidget toy will help alleviate the anxiety and stress. Who knew that Chainmaille & Bike Chain Fidgets could provide so much, to so many!

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If you are interested in finding Fidget sensory tool toys that will assist you with sensory integration come check out our website at: www.FidgetMeCrazy.com.

By having a fidget sensory tool toy, a person may be able to better ‘filter out’ excess sensory information in their surroundings and their own body, which is causing distraction, and encouraging this sensory information to be focused on a Fidget toy in the hands.
Fidget Sensory Tool by Bifey’s Voice September 10, 2020

tooling for roof 

Trading sexual favors for a place to live...
Avoiding the dual labels of Homelessness and Prostitution, she chose another method to pay rent by Tooling for Roof.
tooling for roof by Clifhanger April 11, 2017
A person of little social value. aka Doug Lee.
Doug Lee is the world's biggest toolbox.
toolbox by 2+2 NVG Forum November 30, 2011

Tool Bag 

An individual who's personality is the perfect combination a Tool and a Douche Bag.

Another explanation is a moron who thinks that they are god's gift to the world.
dude 1: Check out that tool Chuck over there, now that's he's watched karate kid six times he thinks he can punch through a brick wall. What a douche bag.

dude 2: Chuck truly is a Tool Bag.
Tool Bag by Max86 September 13, 2012

Tool Convention 

Any gathering predominantly populated by tools, or individuals who lack the capacity to not conform to systems and arbitrary rules, and who generally lack the ability to think or act creatively.
Duuuude, you really didn't miss anything: that wedding was basically a tool convention.
Tool Convention by Steinus July 19, 2012
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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