Abbr. Search Engine Optimization. The legitimate optimization of web sites for listing in search engines.
Any attempt to optimize beyond legitimate means is SEO Spam.
by Downstrike September 17, 2004
Like Voodoo and Witchdoctors, SEO is an evil term used to describe the ways SEO Optimizers believe they can beat the system by making you believe they know what will get your search ranking to the top. Most of the time SEO is achieved by throwing darts or mixing chicken bones with blood.
Wow! After I paid $5000 to get SEO on my site, my sales have increased by 2!
by Non-believer April 13, 2004
SEO is an acronym for search engine optimization and only practiced by the most competent of human beings. You should not get on their bad site or they might rank a selfie of yourself with the keywords 'filthy'. A SEO-Manager who practices the sacred arts of SEO is right at home in search engines such as Google or DuckDuckGo but never talks about Bing and - if you value your life - so should you.
"Hey Alex, you know a thing or two about SEO, don't you?"
"Yeah I work as a SEO-manager, how did you know?"
by Groatian April 11, 2022
If you ever meet a seo just know that they are absolutely one of the best people to have in your life. No matter how much of a cryptid they are they will always be there when you need them. Seo is super hot and has a huge dick and is basically a god.
Hey seo, if mothman has a urban definition you deserve one too.

Is that seo?
Yeah aren't they just the best!
by Bexthebest March 1, 2022
Slang term for Pussyole, made common by hooligans and schoolkids alike.
SEO! SEO! SEO!
by D0mmmm November 14, 2008
Seo is that one girl that is 213cm and nobody believes her online. Like what teh actial guvk, she's so tall that nobody even believes her. Not even one person on online I mean discord believes her. She's so tall like ppl r scared of her and they're like "OMAG WOW LOOK AT SEO. SHE'S SL FUCKING TALL" and like look she's so tall like wiw. She's also so innocent! If met her she's nlike so fucking innocent, I can't even explain on how innocent she is bro. She's also so weird, annoying and cringe bro..
Person1: Oh gosh look, is that seo? animal dog noises
Person2: oH YE THAT'S SEO. SHE'S THE TALLEFTS PERSKN I'VE EVER MET.
Person1: Ikr she's so tall that vshe scares me bro
Person2: oH BRO. ALSO SHE'S LIKE SO FUCKING INNOCENT, Also bro she's like weird, annoying and cringe ye.
by Chicken legs madi ye December 19, 2020