A crossbreed between a tool and a douchebag. A toolbag would like the Black Eyed Peas, like a tool would, and Nickleback, like a douchebag would. They would also like Kid Rock, like both a tool and a douchebag would. Toolbag can also refer to someone who is beyond being just a tool.
by D Goody November 26, 2009
A person who is more than a plain tool, or dick, but is equivalent to a bag of tools, or a sack full of dicks.
by Buddy J June 14, 2003
A bag where you keep your balls and beans and tools and whatever you own. (ex. Coins phone balls pistol knife and etc)
by Ballflapcrap August 10, 2019
A person whose arrogant, abrasive attitude sets them so far below everyone else that once they are a toolbag, they never recover or let go of that title put on them.
by DUB jones November 18, 2007
Fred:"Man Eric is a toolbag"
Eric:"Dude I am Eric! you are the toolbag"
Fred: "Sorry Dude I forgot you were you for a second"
Eric:"Dude I am Eric! you are the toolbag"
Fred: "Sorry Dude I forgot you were you for a second"
by notstevejohnson October 06, 2011
A Completely Useless Person.
-This goes far beyond being a so called "tool"...at a least a tool, the object itself, can be useful. Whereas a Toolbag is completely Useless apart from Holding 'tools' Itself.
-Kind of like designing a shovel that would stand up by itself,...instead of a person standing there "holding the shovel up" and watching the other person working.
-A Meat-Head
-This goes far beyond being a so called "tool"...at a least a tool, the object itself, can be useful. Whereas a Toolbag is completely Useless apart from Holding 'tools' Itself.
-Kind of like designing a shovel that would stand up by itself,...instead of a person standing there "holding the shovel up" and watching the other person working.
-A Meat-Head
Are you going to do something besides stand there like a toolbag today?
Hey, Toolbag!?...
What a complete Toolbag.
That guy couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag he's such a toolbag.
Hey, Toolbag!?...
What a complete Toolbag.
That guy couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag he's such a toolbag.
by Paddy McBallsack January 29, 2011
A word with literally no meaning at all. It is supposed to be an insult, but it fails consistently. It actually has a reversed result and makes the insulter look worse than the individual being insulted.
by Thriller6969696969696 May 01, 2011