Toolbag

A crossbreed between a tool and a douchebag. A toolbag would like the Black Eyed Peas, like a tool would, and Nickleback, like a douchebag would. They would also like Kid Rock, like both a tool and a douchebag would. Toolbag can also refer to someone who is beyond being just a tool.
That guy is totally a toolbag. He looks just like he got back from a Kid Rock concert.
by D Goody November 26, 2009
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Toolbag

A person who is more than a plain tool, or dick, but is equivalent to a bag of tools, or a sack full of dicks.
"Cameron is a toolbag"
by Buddy J June 14, 2003
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Toolbag

A bag where you keep your balls and beans and tools and whatever you own. (ex. Coins phone balls pistol knife and etc)
Jack grabbed his toolbag really hard and ran while his toolbag was dangling in his hands.
by Ballflapcrap August 10, 2019
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Toolbag

A person whose arrogant, abrasive attitude sets them so far below everyone else that once they are a toolbag, they never recover or let go of that title put on them.
That Michael Ballack, he's a real toolbag. Maybe because he's an angry German.
by DUB jones December 18, 2007
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Toolbag

A Completely Useless Person.
-This goes far beyond being a so called "tool"...at a least a tool, the object itself, can be useful. Whereas a Toolbag is completely Useless apart from Holding 'tools' Itself.

-Kind of like designing a shovel that would stand up by itself,...instead of a person standing there "holding the shovel up" and watching the other person working.

-A Meat-Head
Are you going to do something besides stand there like a toolbag today?

Hey, Toolbag!?...

What a complete Toolbag.

That guy couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag he's such a toolbag.
by Paddy McBallsack February 19, 2011
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Toolbag

Someone who is both a duche and a tool
Fred:"Man Eric is a toolbag"

Eric:"Dude I am Eric! you are the toolbag"

Fred: "Sorry Dude I forgot you were you for a second"
by notstevejohnson October 06, 2011
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Toolbag

A word with literally no meaning at all. It is supposed to be an insult, but it fails consistently. It actually has a reversed result and makes the insulter look worse than the individual being insulted.
Girl: You are a Toolbag
Boy: gtfo.
by Thriller6969696969696 May 24, 2011
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