twobby

To lobby using the social networking site Twitter.

I am going to twobby the shit out of this BBC journalist to accurately represent the middle-east crisis.

by jgertrude March 8, 2013

Twobbler

Merger of the two words; Twat and Gobbler.

Plain and simple it's someone who loves Gobbling Twat, (or eating pussy).

Girl, "Oh my, you licked my clit so good I can't see straight."
Twobbler smiles a glistening smile, "That's because I'm a professional Twobbler."

Girl, "He leaves me cum-drunk every time he goes down on me. He's so Amazing!"
Chick#2, " He's The Twobbler Extraordinaire, what do you expect? He Twobbles my juicy box at least once a week."
Girl, "Then why is his breath always so fresh?"
Chick#2, "Bitch, please... The Twobbler only pleasures the freshest vaginas."

by BRU5HY April 12, 2017

The Twobbler

Best Twobbler you'll ever meet; Twobbling Extraordinaire

"That's The Twobbler over there. You'll never meet anyone else like him. That dude will put a tongue on you like no other. Leave you so cum-drunk you'll be catatonic. But you better make sure that vagina is nice and fresh."

by BRU5HY April 12, 2017

twobbled

When a man compresses his scrotum (either by tightness of pants of falling crotch-first onto a pole or other obstacle) causing a testicle to pop painfully forward, He has been Twobbled.

When I slipped and fell onto the fence rail, I was Twobbled so bad that I almost puked.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 17, 2013

Log Twobbling

A derogitory way of saying that someone is doing something that sounds dirty but actually means not doing anything

Nathan- "Hey, have you seen Dom lately? He hasn't come over in like three weeks."
Wade- "I saw his car at home yesterday."
Nathan- "Hmmm.... I guess he's too busy to hang with us."
Wade- "Nah man, he's probably just been log twobbling."\
Nathan- "Gross...."
Wade- "How is doing nothing gross?"

by renegadeangel92 April 6, 2010

thobby noodle

Slang for throbby noodle. A pecker, dick, cock, blue vein thobber, massive purple headed warrior of love, jizz spigot, boner, hard-on, whatever ya wanna call it...I think you get the idea. Also known as thobby.

1) Baby come here and lick my thobby noodle, you wake him up and I'll thow stem allupinzoid.

2) Aw, cum on baby, I know you want this thobby noodle up yer pooper.

by Ezeerider September 27, 2004

Mobby Tobby

Getting/Hooking up with women while you are drunk/high or under the influence of any drug.

Bro, Last night I fosho was mobby tobby with this thick ass beezy.

by Yeezy Eazy August 25, 2010