twobble

A stupid and incompetent person. Used when one wants to call someone a twat but is scared of offending them, so they mince their words and use this mild, but rather stupid, bit of slang. Occasionally used in Northern England, particularly Yorkshire and Lancashire.

"You thick twobble."
"What a stoopid fucking twobble."
"This school is full of twobbles."

by Lancashire Redneck November 17, 2004

twomble

To abruptly leave an awkward situation without saying a word.

Did you see Will twomble out when that girl made him nervous?

by iamthelawbitches September 18, 2014

Twobbler

Merger of the two words; Twat and Gobbler.

Plain and simple it's someone who loves Gobbling Twat, (or eating pussy).

Girl, "Oh my, you licked my clit so good I can't see straight."
Twobbler smiles a glistening smile, "That's because I'm a professional Twobbler."

Girl, "He leaves me cum-drunk every time he goes down on me. He's so Amazing!"
Chick#2, " He's The Twobbler Extraordinaire, what do you expect? He Twobbles my juicy box at least once a week."
Girl, "Then why is his breath always so fresh?"
Chick#2, "Bitch, please... The Twobbler only pleasures the freshest vaginas."

by BRU5HY April 12, 2017

The Twobbler

Best Twobbler you'll ever meet; Twobbling Extraordinaire

"That's The Twobbler over there. You'll never meet anyone else like him. That dude will put a tongue on you like no other. Leave you so cum-drunk you'll be catatonic. But you better make sure that vagina is nice and fresh."

by BRU5HY April 12, 2017

twobbled

When a man compresses his scrotum (either by tightness of pants of falling crotch-first onto a pole or other obstacle) causing a testicle to pop painfully forward, He has been Twobbled.

When I slipped and fell onto the fence rail, I was Twobbled so bad that I almost puked.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 17, 2013

Twabble

Twabble can be used as a noun or verb to describe anything and everything. It's a universal word.

Those kids over there better be careful playing baseball by that house, they may twabble the window

by Sevilst August 11, 2011

thwobble

v. Term referring to a cross between a throb and a wobble. Usually applicable to being fucked up on drugs and twitching boners.

"Man, that chick got me so hard I pulled a thwobble."
"You see Christina last night? She drank that whole punch bowl spiked with vodka and she thwobbled across the dance floor."
"That fucking heroin addict Creg was so messed up all he could do was thwobble back and forth on the bathroom floor."

by Dr. Finkleston February 24, 2010