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Twabbing a Quab
When a seal is banging you and you poop out a baby. then the seal hits it in the head with a shovel, then hits you in the head with a shovel for being a stupid human. Then continues to bang you and when it is done poops in/on you.
The opposite of quabbing a twab.
The opposite of quabbing a twab.
Twabbing a Quab by 8mileistheshit October 11, 2010
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Log Twobbling
A derogitory way of saying that someone is doing something that sounds dirty but actually means not doing anything
Nathan- "Hey, have you seen Dom lately? He hasn't come over in like three weeks."
Wade- "I saw his car at home yesterday."
Nathan- "Hmmm.... I guess he's too busy to hang with us."
Wade- "Nah man, he's probably just been log twobbling."\
Nathan- "Gross...."
Wade- "How is doing nothing gross?"
Wade- "I saw his car at home yesterday."
Nathan- "Hmmm.... I guess he's too busy to hang with us."
Wade- "Nah man, he's probably just been log twobbling."\
Nathan- "Gross...."
Wade- "How is doing nothing gross?"
Log Twobbling by renegadeangel92 April 6, 2010
twobing
A euphemism for self gratification, particularly for females. 'Two' meaning 'using two fingers to pleasure oneself' and 'bing' meaning 'if you hit the spot just right, it goes BING!' (as in, a buzzer in a game show).
twobing by FileCurropted September 25, 2007
log twobbling
verb; dwindling of the penis between fingers after vigorously rubbing it in with maple syrup while simultaneously rubbing gold bond around your belly button.
Guy: Dude, have u gone all the way with your girlfriend?
Dude: no, but we were log twobbling last night.
Guy: whats that?
Dude: ask ur mom. or look it up on urban dictionary or somethin.
Dude: no, but we were log twobbling last night.
Guy: whats that?
Dude: ask ur mom. or look it up on urban dictionary or somethin.
log twobbling by Conawald X. Newfonshlogan April 2, 2010