twobbing

The act of pleasuring a female with a frozen spatula. Very stimulating.

Erik: Dude I was totally twobbing Andrea the other day and then she farted. wtf. She also got frostbite.

by GUESSWH0 July 19, 2007

Twabbing a Quab

When a seal is banging you and you poop out a baby. then the seal hits it in the head with a shovel, then hits you in the head with a shovel for being a stupid human. Then continues to bang you and when it is done poops in/on you.

The opposite of quabbing a twab.

When the seal came to the zoo he was twabbing a quab.

by 8mileistheshit October 11, 2010

Log Twobbling

A derogitory way of saying that someone is doing something that sounds dirty but actually means not doing anything

Nathan- "Hey, have you seen Dom lately? He hasn't come over in like three weeks."
Wade- "I saw his car at home yesterday."
Nathan- "Hmmm.... I guess he's too busy to hang with us."
Wade- "Nah man, he's probably just been log twobbling."\
Nathan- "Gross...."
Wade- "How is doing nothing gross?"

by renegadeangel92 April 6, 2010

twobing

A euphemism for self gratification, particularly for females. 'Two' meaning 'using two fingers to pleasure oneself' and 'bing' meaning 'if you hit the spot just right, it goes BING!' (as in, a buzzer in a game show).

"Are you going twobing again?"
"Shut up! I have needs too!"

by FileCurropted September 25, 2007

thobbing

when an injury is hurting back and forth over and over again in that same spot

my ankle is thobbing eric help me ;)

by dequevis September 11, 2020

log twobbling

verb; dwindling of the penis between fingers after vigorously rubbing it in with maple syrup while simultaneously rubbing gold bond around your belly button.

Guy: Dude, have u gone all the way with your girlfriend?

Dude: no, but we were log twobbling last night.

Guy: whats that?

Dude: ask ur mom. or look it up on urban dictionary or somethin.

by Conawald X. Newfonshlogan April 2, 2010

Twabbing

The action of memeing about the This Week At Bungie (twab), when watching a Destiny 2 stream.

Use of the word:
"Keep Twabbing when I am out but not too hard"

The action of the word:
"MaraTwab!"
"Twab of the Machine!"

by Twabcicle July 28, 2022