Ezeerider's definitions
A spooge-a-holic is a chick or dude (eww) that just loves nuthin better than to swallow mass quantities of spooge. Bukake videos are made featuring spooge-a-holics. Also see spoogehog. A very attractive trait for a woman to posess.
1) She was a raging spooge-a-holic.... after she did me and I passed out, she did everyone else at the party too.
2) Man, I love that little bukake bitch.... what a spooge-a-holic.
3) Shes a spooge-a-holic, I gave her desert.
2) Man, I love that little bukake bitch.... what a spooge-a-holic.
3) Shes a spooge-a-holic, I gave her desert.
by Ezeerider May 26, 2005
Get the spooge-a-holicmug. 1) I was tonguing this chicks butthole and all of a sudden I crunch down on a dingleberry and I start blowin chunks. Wow, it was disgusting.
2) I was hungover as shit so I figured a little hair of the dog would get me going. I took a swig of Jack and comenced to blowin chunks immediately.
3) I stepped in a nasty glob of dogshit and when i went to scrape it off, I started blowin chunks.... the stench was horrible.
2) I was hungover as shit so I figured a little hair of the dog would get me going. I took a swig of Jack and comenced to blowin chunks immediately.
3) I stepped in a nasty glob of dogshit and when i went to scrape it off, I started blowin chunks.... the stench was horrible.
by Ezeerider August 24, 2006
Get the blowin chunksmug. A bonghole is that stinky place between your ass cheeks where you make poo. Also known as sphincter, crinkled star, chocolate starfish, pootyhole, asshole, butthole, hershey highway, poop chute, cornhole, browneye, arsehole, back door, balloon knot, culo, pooper, shithole, stinkstar, turd cutter, hiney hole, bumhole, etc..
1) Beavis said "I need TP for my bonghole"
2) She was beggin for it, I had to thow it allupinzoid the bonghole.
3) ...so she asked me, "what do you mean by tung-da-bung?" I mean for you to tongue my bonghole, baby.
2) She was beggin for it, I had to thow it allupinzoid the bonghole.
3) ...so she asked me, "what do you mean by tung-da-bung?" I mean for you to tongue my bonghole, baby.
by Ezeerider May 26, 2005
Get the bongholemug. by Ezeerider October 10, 2004
Get the pootie tangmug. Ok, its when you got to take a shit so bad that the turd is already emerging from your asshole and the end of it is poking into your cotton underwear. Also know as browncappin.
1) Man, I got to get off the phone.....I'm poking cotton.
2) I didn't shit for a whole week but after I ate them tacos I was poking cotton.
2) I didn't shit for a whole week but after I ate them tacos I was poking cotton.
by Ezeerider July 26, 2005
Get the poking cottonmug. A doofiswad is a real jackoff kinda character, a real shithead, a dumbass, a flickted retard son-of-a-bitch that you'd like to smack upside the head.
by Ezeerider April 1, 2005
Get the doofiswadmug. Thow is the same as "throw" and is usually used when describing the forcefulness in which you direct or place your genitalia or other apendages into another human being, animal or object.
1) Goddamn, shes a hot fuckin ho.... first I'd "eat the corn" and then I'd "thow" stem allupinzoid.
2) Last night the ol lady was a horny bitch.... as soon as we got home she dragged me upstairs and "thowed" it on me good.
3) I think I'll go home, drink a few beers, smoke some crack, and thow.... if the ho happened to wash that thing this week.
2) Last night the ol lady was a horny bitch.... as soon as we got home she dragged me upstairs and "thowed" it on me good.
3) I think I'll go home, drink a few beers, smoke some crack, and thow.... if the ho happened to wash that thing this week.
by Ezeerider July 31, 2004
Get the thowmug.