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I gonna sign yo pity on the runny kine.
Sa-da-tay, my Daimee.
runny kine??? Don't ask... I don't know either.
by Ezeerider October 10, 2004

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One who sniffs farts. A person that snorts up the anal fumes of another. Not to be confused with a fart lighter.
1) Dude, you are a fart sniffer, man.

2) She said she was a fart sniffer so I obliged her, but I pushed too hard and made her eat corn. Bummer....
by Ezeerider September 27, 2004

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A bonghole is that stinky place between your ass cheeks where you make poo. Also known as sphincter, crinkled star, chocolate starfish, pootyhole, asshole, butthole, hershey highway, poop chute, cornhole, browneye, arsehole, back door, balloon knot, culo, pooper, shithole, stinkstar, turd cutter, hiney hole, bumhole, etc..
1) Beavis said "I need TP for my bonghole"

2) She was beggin for it, I had to thow it allupinzoid the bonghole.

3) ...so she asked me, "what do you mean by tung-da-bung?" I mean for you to tongue my bonghole, baby.
by Ezeerider May 23, 2005

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Browncappin is when you got to take a shit so bad that the round end of the turd starts poking out your asshole, usually accompanied by skidmarks in the underwear. I guess the first person seeing this happen up close thought it looked like there was a cap on the asshole. Some places in Maryland it is also considered a derogatory declaration aimed at someone. I mean, if somebody yanked down their drawers and browncapped you, how would YOU feel about it? Getting "browncapped" is plenty good reason to kick somebodys ass.
1) Man, I browncapped the ol lady last night and the ho threw a friggin lamp at me..... crazy biatch.

2) I was stuck in traffic this morning on the beltway for 2 hours. I was browncappin so bad that I had to pinch one off in a McDonalds cup.

3) Baby, keep on bitchin, you gonna mess around and get browncapped if you don't watch yo mowf.
by Ezeerider October 10, 2004

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Ok, its when you got to take a shit so bad that the turd is already emerging from your asshole and the end of it is poking into your cotton underwear. Also know as browncappin.
1) Man, I got to get off the phone.....I'm poking cotton.

2) I didn't shit for a whole week but after I ate them tacos I was poking cotton.
by Ezeerider July 09, 2005

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A nose nugget is one of those wonderful little green suprizes that you discover fluttering in your nostril. Sometimes they are hard and crunchy, and sometimes they are soft and mushy. Not to be confused with snot, which is of a more liquid consistency and can be stretched out to 100 times its original length. Nose nuggets are very handy for picking and flicking into someones hair that you dont like. Or to wipe in an unsuspecting place for someone else to discover. What a thoughtful suprize. Now go out there and share your nose nuggets with everyone.
1) Dude, I was escavating a monster nose nugget last night and I yanked and yanked on it and it finally came out but I think I yanked a piece of my brain with it...help me get this bitch back in there.

2) The snotty bitch kept shushing me at the movies so I flicked about six nose nuggets in her hair during the flick.

You should see my nose nugget collection....got em all boxed up and labeled...must be 2500 strong by now.
by Ezeerider September 27, 2004

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It means "all up inside". Inside of what, you may ask. Well, just use your imagination. It and mean all up inside of just about anything.
1) I spread that bitches cheeks and thowed tung allupinzoid.

2) I had a major boog stalagtite so I had to thow finger allupinzoid to dig it out.

3) She was beggin for the thobby noodle so I thowed it allupinzoid.
by Ezeerider July 31, 2004

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