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twittocracy
A society governed solely by the aggregated opinions of the majority via the internet using social media.
"Your Freedom" the new political social media service from the UK government is a step towards a twittocracy.
twittocracy by MikeSynonymous July 7, 2010
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Twittourettes • twittour • twittocracy • Twittor • Twittorgy • twittoris • twittorney • twittorrhea • Twitturbate • Twitturd
twittoris
The hyper-excited sexual gland of a female when a twitter follower of high stature retweets her post
twittoris by Moo E. Loco September 14, 2013
Twittourettes
Early Stage Twittourettes:
Early Stage Twittourettes is a condition specific to Twitter users who sit back and watch what other people are tweeting, while not actively tweeting themselves. The Twitter user with Twittourettes will often send seemingly witty, yet random replies to a Tweet that he/she feels will result in, at the least, a short conversation. The Twitter user with Twittourettes will sit and wait for a reply, but 99.9% of the time will be ignored. See Example 1
Advanced Stage Tourettes:
In Advanced Stage Twittourettes, the Twitter user will Tweet random thoughts which are geared towards drawing attention to themselves. The Twitter user with Twittourettes will sit and wait for a reply, but 99.9% of the time will be ignored. See Example 2
Early Stage Twittourettes is a condition specific to Twitter users who sit back and watch what other people are tweeting, while not actively tweeting themselves. The Twitter user with Twittourettes will often send seemingly witty, yet random replies to a Tweet that he/she feels will result in, at the least, a short conversation. The Twitter user with Twittourettes will sit and wait for a reply, but 99.9% of the time will be ignored. See Example 1
Advanced Stage Tourettes:
In Advanced Stage Twittourettes, the Twitter user will Tweet random thoughts which are geared towards drawing attention to themselves. The Twitter user with Twittourettes will sit and wait for a reply, but 99.9% of the time will be ignored. See Example 2
Example 1
Early Stage Twittourettes:
NormalUser1: Does anyone know if the Celebrity Standup special on TV is part of the Tour?
RandomUser2: @NormalUser1 Google is your friend
NormalUser1: Everyone says it is, so I won't watch it cuz I'm going to see him on tour.
RandomUser2: @NormalUser1 You're not missing anything, the TV special is censored
NormalUser1: So, is anyone else going to see the Celebrity Standup special on tour?
Example 2
Advanced Stage Twittourettes:
RandomGuy1: I tried vegetarianism, but I realized that all those cute animals are so delicious.
Early Stage Twittourettes:
NormalUser1: Does anyone know if the Celebrity Standup special on TV is part of the Tour?
RandomUser2: @NormalUser1 Google is your friend
NormalUser1: Everyone says it is, so I won't watch it cuz I'm going to see him on tour.
RandomUser2: @NormalUser1 You're not missing anything, the TV special is censored
NormalUser1: So, is anyone else going to see the Celebrity Standup special on tour?
Example 2
Advanced Stage Twittourettes:
RandomGuy1: I tried vegetarianism, but I realized that all those cute animals are so delicious.
Twittourettes by Greywulf2112 May 17, 2009
Twitturbate
Endless Twitter stream of self-gratifying, self-promoting, self-congratulatory crap unoriginally composed in 140 characters or less.
v. Twitturbate
n. Twitturbation
adj. Twitturbatory
adv. Twitturbatingly
(Not to be confused with Twitterbate, achingly boring Twitter debates that really ought to be taken to direct message.)
v. Twitturbate
n. Twitturbation
adj. Twitturbatory
adv. Twitturbatingly
(Not to be confused with Twitterbate, achingly boring Twitter debates that really ought to be taken to direct message.)
"I logged onto Twitter today and @XXX was having another Twitturbate session with himself."
"This convo is nothing but Twitturbation. Why don't u get a life?"
"This convo is nothing but Twitturbation. Why don't u get a life?"
Twitturbate by Viva Visibility October 30, 2008
twittorrhea
The excessive and inappropriate use of twitter to express and share opinions
..Mr. Trump abuse of twitter is a serious case of twittorrhea..
..Mr. Trump abuse of twitter is a serious case of twittorrhea..
twittorrhea by vetclinician January 30, 2017
Twittourettes
Involuntary, impulsive, erratic tweeting of self-humiliating, inflammatory, offensive tweets using made-up words and incoherent phrases.
Mistakenly tweeting a word not found in the dictionary when trying to sound intellectual is twittourettes. Tweeting nonsensical gibberish. Embarrassing oneself with one's tweets. "Ground Zero Mosque supporters: doesn't it stab you in the heart, as it does ours throughout the heartland? Peaceful Muslims, pls refudiate,"
Twittourettes by PalinGater August 26, 2010
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!