twittour

Log of each and every update of tour/ trip on twitter.

I just checked twittour of your Hawaii trip, you must have had great time there.

by ninpar August 9, 2010

twittocracy

A society governed solely by the aggregated opinions of the majority via the internet using social media.

"Your Freedom" the new political social media service from the UK government is a step towards a twittocracy.

by MikeSynonymous July 7, 2010

twittoris

The hyper-excited sexual gland of a female when a twitter follower of high stature retweets her post

Rosie thought her twittoris would explode after Daniel tosh retweeted her post about puppies

by Moo E. Loco September 14, 2013

Twittourettes

Early Stage Twittourettes:

Early Stage Twittourettes is a condition specific to Twitter users who sit back and watch what other people are tweeting, while not actively tweeting themselves. The Twitter user with Twittourettes will often send seemingly witty, yet random replies to a Tweet that he/she feels will result in, at the least, a short conversation. The Twitter user with Twittourettes will sit and wait for a reply, but 99.9% of the time will be ignored. See Example 1

Advanced Stage Tourettes:

In Advanced Stage Twittourettes, the Twitter user will Tweet random thoughts which are geared towards drawing attention to themselves. The Twitter user with Twittourettes will sit and wait for a reply, but 99.9% of the time will be ignored. See Example 2

Example 1
Early Stage Twittourettes:

NormalUser1: Does anyone know if the Celebrity Standup special on TV is part of the Tour?

RandomUser2: @NormalUser1 Google is your friend

NormalUser1: Everyone says it is, so I won't watch it cuz I'm going to see him on tour.

RandomUser2: @NormalUser1 You're not missing anything, the TV special is censored

NormalUser1: So, is anyone else going to see the Celebrity Standup special on tour?

Example 2
Advanced Stage Twittourettes:

RandomGuy1: I tried vegetarianism, but I realized that all those cute animals are so delicious.

by Greywulf2112 May 17, 2009

Twitturbate

Endless Twitter stream of self-gratifying, self-promoting, self-congratulatory crap unoriginally composed in 140 characters or less.

v. Twitturbate
n. Twitturbation
adj. Twitturbatory
adv. Twitturbatingly

(Not to be confused with Twitterbate, achingly boring Twitter debates that really ought to be taken to direct message.)

"I logged onto Twitter today and @XXX was having another Twitturbate session with himself."

"This convo is nothing but Twitturbation. Why don't u get a life?"

by Viva Visibility October 30, 2008

twittorrhea

The excessive and inappropriate use of twitter to express and share opinions
..Mr. Trump abuse of twitter is a serious case of twittorrhea..

Mr. Trump abuse of twitter is a serious case of twittorrhea

by vetclinician January 30, 2017

Twittourettes

Involuntary, impulsive, erratic tweeting of self-humiliating, inflammatory, offensive tweets using made-up words and incoherent phrases.

Mistakenly tweeting a word not found in the dictionary when trying to sound intellectual is twittourettes. Tweeting nonsensical gibberish. Embarrassing oneself with one's tweets. "Ground Zero Mosque supporters: doesn't it stab you in the heart, as it does ours throughout the heartland? Peaceful Muslims, pls refudiate,"

by PalinGater August 26, 2010