Portmanteau of the words "Twitter"and "attorney"; Person who will always back you on social media, regardless of the validity of your arguments.
"Thanks for being my twittorney the other day. Now I got a 20% discount on my next order."
"No problem! Customer services better be nice to us!"
"No problem! Customer services better be nice to us!"
by crememe July 28, 2017
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