twittorney

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Portmanteau of the words "Twitter"and "attorney"; Person who will always back you on social media, regardless of the validity of your arguments.

"Thanks for being my twittorney the other day. Now I got a 20% discount on my next order."
"No problem! Customer services better be nice to us!"

twittorney by crememe July 28, 2017

Words you can keep

Twitternetter

Person who tweets from multiple locations.

That Twitternetter was twexting with his mobile Internet device via WiFi because his cellphone did not have a signal.

Twitternetter by |EStarr| August 26, 2009

Related Words

twittorney • Twitternesia • Twitternetter • Twitternoyance • twittonese • Twittorgy

Twitternoyance

Someone whose online personality is extremely irritating.

Richard: Why does Jay retweet everything you post with LOL after it?

Laurie: I don't know? He's such a twitternoyance!

Twitternoyance by bjr808 January 28, 2010

twittonese

Similar to textonese with grammar based on combinations of twitter, twitt and twat.

I read your twitt 's on Twitter then twat you a link to the Twittonese class please don't be late!

twittonese by JHowardKMAC August 2, 2016

Twitternesia

The act of posting a compromising photo or video to social networking sites, while forgetting that the whole world is watching.

Jim was so drunk last night he got Twitternesia and posted pictures of his peen for everyone to see.

Twitternesia by Bloggalicious November 8, 2010

Twittorgy

The combination of Twitter and Orgy. When you have included so many people in a tweet it constistues as a twitter orgy. A commonly Used hasgtag on twitter when a mass tweet is being used. #twittorgy

Last night the six of us had an epic twittorgy.

Twittorgy by Bakers Gonna Bake December 24, 2012

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026