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Twittered 

The art of explaining long paragraphs by a short sentence in emails or during conversation.
Joe often gets twittered at work by his boss.
Twittered by Ritz Bet August 19, 2017

Twittered 

To be twittered is to be outraged at something of no importance.
Person 1: "Hey did you see David the other day?"

Person 2: "Yeah he was getting really twittered over people who make roblox games"
Twittered by Jeofii August 12, 2021

Twittered 

The act of imploding a perfectly functional and working solution from the inside with the power of sheer, f*cking hubris.
The largest, most expensive SpaceX rocket just blew up; it Twittered itself.
Twittered by FLY1NGSQU1RR3L April 20, 2023

Glittered and Twittered 

If Alan Funt is Gay or coherent enough to know what Gay means, he would probably produce a "You're on Candid Camera" version of "Glittered and Twittered!"

This is a non-physical form of Straight Bashing.

Twittered is to have your name put on Twitter.com without your permission and in not very good light. Examples: An embarrassing situation, or caught with the proverbial "Hands in the Cookie Jar" while maybe..., eating them in the closet?

For the 'Glittered' aspect of this phrase, you must revert to this website's definition of "Glitter."
Alan Funt would say, "Smile, you've just been Glittered and Twittered!"
Glittered and Twittered by gravy111 November 21, 2010

get twittered 

A demand that something silly go viral. To do something so nonsensical that it sets the twitterverse abuzz.

To get overexcited about something. To geek out over something of little consequence.
"We just rolled up in the club to get twittered, quick, take a pic."

"I have pics of him without his shirt!"
"Get twittered! He doesn't even have a Dad bod."
get twittered by Noir February 9, 2018

de-twittered 

de-twittered means to have your twitter account suspended.
tRumpty is furious - he got de-twittered!
de-twittered by USAF Cadet September 14, 2021