twitterdick

One who frequently acts like they are the authority on the proper use of Twitter...and does so over Twitter.

Guy 1 says: @guywhodoesntknowhowtotwitter you need to make sure you put a space after #hashtag. They dont work if you dont #amateur

Guy 2 says: @guy1 - thanks but you are being a total fucking #twitterdick.

Guy 1 says: See you did it correct #iknoweverything

by Rclesquire April 8, 2012

Twitterdick

Twitterdick; (noun) the sensitive area of ones public persona that becomes damaged when said individual is savaged on Twitter.

Me: Did you see the tweet from the Holocaust Museum saying Lindsay Graham was full of shit?
Friend: Yeah....right in the twitterdick.

by New_Uzer November 27, 2018

twitterdict

Noun. A person who has become addicted to Twitter, the social networking service.

I've wasted hours of valuable tv-watching time on the computer because I've become a twitterdict.

Hello, my name is Greta, I am a twitterdict.

by FatGreta May 1, 2008

Twitterfucker

When a bored, entitled billionaire buys a social media platform and literally sinks it overnight by killing thousands of jobs and making people pay $8 to make up for its new bogged down debt, yet touts that he's a free speech absolutist... literally destroying a massive platform from within.

Yo, have you seen the Twitter share price right now? Yeah, that's what happens when a Twitterfucker buys the company and immediately fires half the administration and thousands of employees.

by snarky texas November 4, 2022

Twitterfuck

To fuck so hard their feet shake. This is a common occurrence after the act of being twitterpated.

Bambi twitterfucked Thumper

by jagmaster February 25, 2009

twitterdiction

Someone who is addicted to twitter. Signs you suffer from twitterdiction:

You might actually tweet about your twitter addiction:

"Twitter just informed me that you've reached your tweet capacity for the day. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. :("

Twitter just told Natalie that she's reached her tweet capacity for the day....she's got a twitterdiction.

Natalie, you suffer from twitterdiction. Do you know how I know? Because you just tweeted how Twitter just put the kabosh on your # of tweets today. Sucker.

by kenyc September 23, 2009

twitterlicious

Anything so delicious that you are compelled to post a tweet and/or photo on Twitter; It could be a person, food, or cleverly worded phrase.

That girl is twitterlicious (said while taking a photo of a hot girl or hot guy); This bananas foster is twitterlicious (said while taking a photo of a flaming dessert)

by GypsyMiss November 19, 2014