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The greatest pencil to grace god's green Earth. No scantron or graph paper stands a chance if you use one of these bad boys.
A black version of the Ticonderoga is the rarest pencil known to man. It is the only pencil greater than the regulation color type. Removing one of these from the roof of a library is the equivalent of Arthur removing the sword in the stone. And, as you may already know, the Ticonderoga is mightier than the sword.
A black version of the Ticonderoga is the rarest pencil known to man. It is the only pencil greater than the regulation color type. Removing one of these from the roof of a library is the equivalent of Arthur removing the sword in the stone. And, as you may already know, the Ticonderoga is mightier than the sword.
Jimmy Jam - Hey bros, do you have a writing utensil for this scantron test?
Johnny Ticonderoga - I got a Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil, but no, you can't borrow it.
Jimmy Jam - Oh, you dick!
Johnny Ticonderoga - I got a Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil, but no, you can't borrow it.
Jimmy Jam - Oh, you dick!
by Stephan, The Humble Black Guy April 1, 2011
Get the Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil mug.Def. A: A shorter name for a Ticonderoga Pencil, the best pencil in the world.
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Def. B: A long and hard cock.
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Def. B: A long and hard cock.
Ex. A: Yo dude pass me a Ticondy.
Ex. B: Girl, He had such a Ticondy for me last night during the movie, I was like "fureal?"
Ex. B: Girl, He had such a Ticondy for me last night during the movie, I was like "fureal?"
by MiniSoup October 24, 2009
Get the Ticondy mug.(n) An aggressive maneuver, when one "drops" a pencil (preferably a Ticonderoga #2), begins to bend down to pick it up, but then double taps the nutsack of someone else with a quick one-two combination of slaps.
by Ray Kinsella April 13, 2011
Get the Ticonderoga Two-Touch mug.Twirony (Twitter Irony)....the practice of communicating with a blend of irony and sincerity on social media.
It fails to express clear thoughts and feelings. It is often designed to hurt someone's feelings and belittle/humiliate them. It serves to reduce someone's personal responsibility for what they are saying by dulling the meaning with mock-sincerity.
It fails to express clear thoughts and feelings. It is often designed to hurt someone's feelings and belittle/humiliate them. It serves to reduce someone's personal responsibility for what they are saying by dulling the meaning with mock-sincerity.
After he let loose with a barrage of Twirony, I felt a combination of befuddlement, depression and offense, and was no clearer to understanding what he was actually trying to say beyond the most simplistic of notions.
by Ludicrous Gibs July 27, 2013
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