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The picture icon on a twitter icon. Usually of the person who owns the account or of a business.
Your twitcon is extremely sexy.
twitcon by TheMonsterBD November 12, 2010

Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil

The greatest pencil to grace god's green Earth. No scantron or graph paper stands a chance if you use one of these bad boys.

A black version of the Ticonderoga is the rarest pencil known to man. It is the only pencil greater than the regulation color type. Removing one of these from the roof of a library is the equivalent of Arthur removing the sword in the stone. And, as you may already know, the Ticonderoga is mightier than the sword.
Jimmy Jam - Hey bros, do you have a writing utensil for this scantron test?

Johnny Ticonderoga - I got a Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil, but no, you can't borrow it.

Jimmy Jam - Oh, you dick!
Def. A: A shorter name for a Ticonderoga Pencil, the best pencil in the world.

~or~

Def. B: A long and hard cock.
Ex. A: Yo dude pass me a Ticondy.

Ex. B: Girl, He had such a Ticondy for me last night during the movie, I was like "fureal?"
Ticondy by MiniSoup October 24, 2009

Ticonderoga Two-Touch 

(n) An aggressive maneuver, when one "drops" a pencil (preferably a Ticonderoga #2), begins to bend down to pick it up, but then double taps the nutsack of someone else with a quick one-two combination of slaps.
Mike enjoys the Old Kennedy Cock Punch, but I myself prefer the Ticonderoga Two-Touch.
Twirony (Twitter Irony)....the practice of communicating with a blend of irony and sincerity on social media.

It fails to express clear thoughts and feelings. It is often designed to hurt someone's feelings and belittle/humiliate them. It serves to reduce someone's personal responsibility for what they are saying by dulling the meaning with mock-sincerity.
After he let loose with a barrage of Twirony, I felt a combination of befuddlement, depression and offense, and was no clearer to understanding what he was actually trying to say beyond the most simplistic of notions.
Twirony by Ludicrous Gibs July 27, 2013
One who is very skilled at singing, dancing, acting, philanthropy dick slangin and pussy poppin and thus deserves the award at the MTV VMA.
Lady Gaga was the first to win the tricon award and is therefore a bad ass BITCH! Periodt.
tricon by demar93 October 8, 2020
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