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twexpert 

twitter expert; power user of the microblogging platform twitter
He had been on twitter for over a year, making him a twexpert
twexpert by Amyz5 March 31, 2009
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Someone who can touch-text proficiently.
"Sure I can text while I am driving - I am a texpert." -- famous last words.
texpert by mikey3256 April 16, 2014
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Person with lots of book learning but little practical experience or knowledge. A pedant.

From the Beatles' song "I Am the Walrus".
"Expert, texpert, choking smoker, don't you hear the joker laugh at you?"
texpert by Jasper Ferg March 20, 2011
Correct spelling of phrase created by 82ASK to denote the researchers on their service. Highjacked and incorrectly spelt "textpert" by poorer text-message question answering services.
"AQA are so much better than 82ASK!"
"No they aren't - they make stuff up, charge you even if they can't answer and on top of everything they can't even spell 'Texpert' properly!"
Texpert by Nelson De La Rosa September 11, 2006
Someone you meet in 2D-land that knows everything....

(A word I came up with today, to describe a real smartarse on a forum I mod at.)
That <insert username here> is a real texpert. He thinks he knows everything..
texpert by Sunnyday January 17, 2005

Texperts 

Experts in all things technology related.
Some people are athletes or brainiacs, but tech lovers like J-rod are texperts.
Texperts by K harm June 12, 2018

Thexpert07 

A britsh youtuber who makes thomas the tank engine content and is in the movie Idiots go to japan you can usually find him on steam roller studios streams making memes like Balls the movie or walter white overall a great person to hang with
Guy 1. Dude i love wacthing steam roller studios streams!
Guy 2. Why?
Guy 1. Cause of Thexpert07 he is like the beef of the streams

Guy 2. Balls the movie....
Thexpert07. My name is walter har.....
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