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Person with lots of book learning but little practical experience or knowledge. A pedant.

From the Beatles' song "I Am the Walrus".
"Expert, texpert, choking smoker, don't you hear the joker laugh at you?"
by Jasper Ferg March 05, 2011
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Someone who can touch-text proficiently.
"Sure I can text while I am driving - I am a texpert." -- famous last words.
by mikey3256 April 16, 2014
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Correct spelling of phrase created by 82ASK to denote the researchers on their service. Highjacked and incorrectly spelt "textpert" by poorer text-message question answering services.
"AQA are so much better than 82ASK!"
"No they aren't - they make stuff up, charge you even if they can't answer and on top of everything they can't even spell 'Texpert' properly!"
by Nelson De La Rosa September 11, 2006
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Someone you meet in 2D-land that knows everything....

(A word I came up with today, to describe a real smartarse on a forum I mod at.)
That <insert username here> is a real texpert. He thinks he knows everything..
by Sunnyday January 17, 2005
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