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Someone who can touch-text proficiently.
"Sure I can text while I am driving - I am a texpert." -- famous last words.
texpert by mikey3256 April 16, 2014
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Person with lots of book learning but little practical experience or knowledge. A pedant.

From the Beatles' song "I Am the Walrus".
"Expert, texpert, choking smoker, don't you hear the joker laugh at you?"
texpert by Jasper Ferg March 20, 2011
Correct spelling of phrase created by 82ASK to denote the researchers on their service. Highjacked and incorrectly spelt "textpert" by poorer text-message question answering services.
"AQA are so much better than 82ASK!"
"No they aren't - they make stuff up, charge you even if they can't answer and on top of everything they can't even spell 'Texpert' properly!"
Texpert by Nelson De La Rosa September 11, 2006
Someone you meet in 2D-land that knows everything....

(A word I came up with today, to describe a real smartarse on a forum I mod at.)
That <insert username here> is a real texpert. He thinks he knows everything..
texpert by Sunnyday January 17, 2005
Sure, here's a suggested Urban Dictionary description for the noun "texpert":

**Texpert:**
A fusion of "tech" and "expert," a texpert is an individual who possesses profound knowledge and expertise in the intricate realm of internet technology development. These digital aficionados navigate the complex landscapes of coding, programming, and all things tech-related with unparalleled finesse. Whether it's crafting innovative software, understanding the nuances of web development, or staying ahead of the latest digital trends, a texpert is the go-to guru for all things tech. They effortlessly surf the waves of cyberspace, decoding the language of the digital universe like true virtuosos. If you find yourself in awe of someone's tech prowess, you just might be in the presence of a bona fide texpert. 🚀💻 #Texpert #TechGenius #DigitalMaestro
"Yesterday, I was struggling with a tricky coding problem, but luckily, my friend Alex is a total #Texpert. They swooped in, dissected the issue, and had a solution ready in no time. Seriously, when it comes to web development, Alex is the ultimate #CodeMaster!"

House Mouse

A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.
What do you do for work?
I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.
House Mouse by Pampered Bitch July 12, 2018
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