texpert

Someone who can touch-text proficiently.

"Sure I can text while I am driving - I am a texpert." -- famous last words.

by mikey3256 April 16, 2014

texpert

Person with lots of book learning but little practical experience or knowledge. A pedant.

From the Beatles' song "I Am the Walrus".

"Expert, texpert, choking smoker, don't you hear the joker laugh at you?"

by Jasper Ferg March 5, 2011

texpert

Someone you meet in 2D-land that knows everything....

(A word I came up with today, to describe a real smartarse on a forum I mod at.)

That <insert username here> is a real texpert. He thinks he knows everything..

by Sunnyday January 18, 2005

Texpert

Correct spelling of phrase created by 82ASK to denote the researchers on their service. Highjacked and incorrectly spelt "textpert" by poorer text-message question answering services.

"AQA are so much better than 82ASK!"
"No they aren't - they make stuff up, charge you even if they can't answer and on top of everything they can't even spell 'Texpert' properly!"

by Nelson De La Rosa September 11, 2006

Texperts

Experts in all things technology related.

Some people are athletes or brainiacs, but tech lovers like J-rod are texperts.

by K harm June 3, 2018