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A taxpayer-funded government representatives with academic degrees issued by government-accredited institutions of previous government-backed experts.
"More government funding is needed, according to experts.", "To prevent the world ending in twelve years, more research funding is needed.", "Our experts are highly successful at securing government grant funding."
experts by Expert42 August 29, 2023
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What!? AI OUTPERFORMS EXPERTS in predicting the outcome of studies!? At a rate of 81% to 63%!? But... They're experts!
Hym "Amd the large language model is modeled after MY mind! What is MY study prediction rate!? It's almost like ✌️✊️✌️experts✌️✊️✌️ are limited in some capacity! Like I'm some kind of genius and the experts... Are NOT THAT... Does expertise have limitations!? What is going on here!? I mean, it's ALSO outperforming doctors in diagnosing illness! That's crazy! Wooooooow bro! Woooooooooooooooow! Better that an expert, huh? That's a thing apparently! "
Experts by Hym Iam November 29, 2024

experts say 

A way to cover up bullshit by making the broad statement, "Experts say", then the bullshit.
As nobody has any idea which experts they were referring to, or what level or expertise they had, it is a great way to cover up not having a distinct source for the information.
Experts say 90% of people in Mexico are drug dealers
experts say by A-Durr October 16, 2013

experts say 

A tired trope that is used in hundreds of headlines a day. The phrase that journalists deploy to be able to say whatever they want, without the need for proper sources. Most of the time, this phrase is used in the headline, or one time in the body text, without said experts ever being identified or mentioned again.
"Experts say that eating your own shit could lower your risk of proper digestive function. Here's why." - CNN
experts say by forsenbased April 16, 2021

we is experts

when one or more people/person has no idea what they are doing but doesn't want to admit the fact that they don't know what they are doing

also a quote for the film Ali G in Da House
*you and friend start computer course to which you find out you are completely useless with computers *
"we is experts"
we is experts by iwanttodie4206969 November 9, 2017

bear defense experts 

Everyone in every outdoors forum on the internet.
I was thinking about going on a hiking trip in May, but thought I should consult with a few bear defense experts. I posted on three internet forums and now I'm set!
bear defense experts by Glothor October 25, 2010

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