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A Twitter account, or a person with a Twitter account.

Derived from the word twet, as used by @CelestialBeard, aka Thom J.
1. I follow some really awesome TWETKINS. They make me laugh, they make me cry, they make me think... they make life worth living.

And if nothing else, they make sitting on the can a lot less boring.

2. To all TWETKINS: Could you please RT the following hashtag/link? It's for an important cause.

3. John: Who should I follow on Twitter?
Sam: Well, why not try @OhWonka or @BigKnickersBot? Loads of TWETKINS I know follow them because they're fucking hilarious.
John: You sound like such a douche when you say "Twetkins". What's wrong with just "Twitter accounts", or "friends", or even "homies"?
Sam: One takes too long to say, one applies to Facebook as well and the other can be used anyfuckingwhere. You still my twet bro (friend), right?"
John: <-< >-> o-O O-o ... Ummm, yeah. *makes a mental note to unfollow Sam later on*
twetkin by _:_:_ July 17, 2012
Words you can keep

Nah he tweakin 

A term that started from an Instagram post by the account “@rap” about Tony Hawk selling blood-infused skateboard where the famous rapper Lil Nas X commented “nah he tweakin.” Lil Nas X was annoyed that Tony Hawk wasn’t slandered for using blood in a product while the rapper was, in his custom shoes. The term spread like wildfire across Instagram.
(Insert any Instagram post)

Comments:

Nah he tweakin.”
Nah he tweakin by shadowtoast August 25, 2021
The act of not making sense or saying stupid shit
* gorgeous girl says she’s ugly*
Nah you tweakin”
Tweakin by Bitchysweetheart May 9, 2018

nah he tweakin 

in English it means "no,he is presumably high on methamphetamine." A person of color says "nah he tweakin"when referring to a skinny white person that did something they don't like. Just like a white person says "No thank you! Hes smoking crack" to a skinny black person.
Twitter : Would you like to drink some of Tony Hawks blood?
vampire: nah he tweakin
nah he tweakin by byeb August 25, 2021

Tweaking 

Yo that crack head down the street was tweaking fighting the air earlier tripping
Tweaking by Vito June 9, 2017
Tweakin: meaning saying something that doesn’t make sense or is irrelevant
Bro you tweakin rN you sound dumb asf
Tweakin by Dankwords. June 7, 2018

Tweaking 

Somone tripping on a meth high. They are paranoid about staying up for a week straight seeing shadow people and such.
Yo that girl is tweaking yo
Tweaking by BigPimppin6906 April 20, 2018
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