twelvest

Something so awesome that any other normal word doesnt have the power to describes its awesomeness.

Stef, that handshake is the twelvest thing I've ever seen!
This mac and cheese is the twelvest!

by BO1L3RUP March 9, 2010

Twelvesome

You're just seeing how far it'll go, aren't you?

A twelvesome has just never been done. It just hasn't.

by MrSaturn33 January 28, 2011

Twelvesome

1. When twelve people somehow manage to have sex together.
2. THE BEST GROUP OF FRIENDS. EVER.

Mandy and Lisa were sitting home alone when 10 boys showed up at their door. Each was shirtless and the girls smiled as they walked straight upstairs to their bedroom. On the way up they began stripping and tossing their clothes down. As the girls entered their room, the boys were sitting there waiting for them. The girls began kissing each one as they stripped each one individually. After the boys were all naked they decided to take turns eating the girls out. By the time they all had a turn, Mandy had already orgasmed twice, and Lisa four times. Now Mandy laid down and took one dick in each hand, giving two boys handjobs. She then allowed one guy to penetrate her vaginally, another anally. Another boy was having mammary sex with her, as two others each sucked on one of her tits while simultaneously jerking off. Then Lisa sat on her face, and Mandy began to eat her out. Lisa then took two cocks in each hand and gave two boys handjobs, while she gave the last one a blowjob. The first two boys getting handjobs came on Mandy's face, the one having mammary sex came on her chest, the two sucking her breasts came on her stomach, and Lisa came on her face. The other two boys having handjobs came on Lisa's face, as the one getting a blowjob came in her mouth. Mandy rubbed the cum off her stomach, chest, and face and ate it. She orgasmed in pleasure as the two penetrating her came at the same time. It was the best twelvesome ever.

by Flyingtrash August 7, 2017

twelves

A term used to say police. Usually heard in the south or any predominantly black neighborhood in the United States.

"FUCK TWELVES!" - Migos Gang

by mr. stuhhlin' February 18, 2014

Twelvety

120

120 is also known as 'twelvety' according to the number naming system invented by J. R. R. Tolkien

Ninety = 9 x 10
Twelvety = 12 x 10

I paid twelvety million dollars for a can of coke in Zimbabwe

by Whail Ryder September 11, 2009

Twelveteen

A 10-12yr old girl who dresses, acts and talks like a mid-teenager. Charecterised by short skirts heels and boob-tubes, despite the lack of hips and breasts.

Check out the twelveteen bird over there!

by Will-z September 27, 2006

twelveteen

an infinite number bigger than eleventeen.

Chris: I love you eleventeen times more.

Ashley: I love you twelveteen times more.

by ashca$h061117 October 14, 2018