A person who has graduated from the 12 Step AA program, but who still exhibits all the other characteristics of an Alcoholic (but worse). These "Alpa-Male" wannabes generally show signs of massive ego, the mastery of all the World's knowledge, and the need for self-promotion. They generally come across as very gracious, but only help others that they think can return the favor many times over. They should be avoided at all costs.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20