Tweeto
Typo made while tweeting on a keyboard that would be too small for Lilliputians. Also known as a Twittographical error.
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tweeto
Costolo: "Argh I just tripped over my cat, fell down the stairs and broke both my legs and hand that I am using to hold this phone with. Mmm..."
Dick: "So are you in pain?"
Costolo: "I'm, I think, OMG I can see the bones..."
Dick: "Quickly take a tweeto before you pass out!"
Costolo: "Sent! Check it, retweet, then call the paramedi..."
Dick "BFF!"
Dick: "So are you in pain?"
Costolo: "I'm, I think, OMG I can see the bones..."
Dick: "Quickly take a tweeto before you pass out!"
Costolo: "Sent! Check it, retweet, then call the paramedi..."
Dick "BFF!"
Related Words
Tweeto • Tweetocracy • Tweetoholic • Tweetophilia • tweetorial • tweetography • Tweetologist • Tweetology • tweetorrhea • tweetosphere
cheeto tweeto
cheeto tweeto by Tristan The train May 4, 2018
buck-tweet
I hate that whenever I use a technical term on twitter, I end up getting unsolicited buck-tweets about related products or businesses.
buck-tweet by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 19, 2013
sweet-tweet
(1) It’s not 'sucking up' to send sweet-tweets to celeb heroes; it’s only like you're applauding them.
(2) That was a sweet-tweet you wrote about the Oscars.
(2) That was a sweet-tweet you wrote about the Oscars.
sweet-tweet by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 3, 2014
Trump tweet
Trump tweet by Bryce Morganthau January 10, 2017
Trump Tweet
The perfect metaphor for the degradation of those who govern the U.S. nation from writers of The Declaration of Independence and Constitution to he whose tiny fingers pitter-patter misspelled, poorly punctuated, redundant, emotionally-charged, impetuous, and childish declarations of the president's dependence on strangers' approval for his expressions of ignorant egotism. Each authentic tweet is a representation of how the world at large has fallen into a state of such absurdity, that absurdity itself must transform because reality got too weird for anyone to know how to be funny anymore without the risk of their jokes becoming president.
"Wow this tweet actually sounds somewhat presidential."
"It must have been written by a staffer, no way is that a Trump Tweet!"
"It must have been written by a staffer, no way is that a Trump Tweet!"
Trump Tweet by andsowego March 21, 2017
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