The study of twats. Covers a broad spectrum of defintions. From the fiscal studies of a womans genitalia all the way to the statistical measurement of twats see moron per square mile.
Something about pregnant gold fish too.
Examples of twatology
Block 70 has a twatage of 33% per square metre. Ie. every 3 square metres expect to find 3 twats.
The aroma of that twat is high on the twatometer. pr. twat-om-oter.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.