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Twatology 

The study of twats. Covers a broad spectrum of defintions. From the fiscal studies of a womans genitalia all the way to the statistical measurement of twats see moron per square mile.

Something about pregnant gold fish too.
Examples of twatology

Block 70 has a twatage of 33% per square metre. Ie. every 3 square metres expect to find 3 twats.

The aroma of that twat is high on the twatometer. pr. twat-om-oter.
Twatology by Thomas Watt November 7, 2006

Tweakology 

The psychology of embracing big change through small steps.
No need to overhaul your business. With Tweakology, you'll stay up and running while you fine-tune your operations.
Tweakology by BSP2 June 5, 2017

Twerkology

The study of twerk and cultural background
You are studying twerkology
Twerkology by The ace July 10, 2020
To make an apology, via the medium of text messaging, to avoid any personal contact.
"He really didnt want to speak to his ex about sleeping with her bestfriend. So he employed textology, to avoid confrontation."
Textology by Chris John Sykes February 19, 2009

Teenology 

The science of dealing with teens and all of their issues, from an adult stand point.
Teen 1: Geez, that new counselor is horrible!

Teen 2: I know, he definitely has a degree in teenology.

Teen 1: When will they finally understand, that they don't understand!
Teenology by Little Jimmyphobe January 15, 2011

Twatology 

The study of twats of which include the anatomical model of a female's genitals and the cranial capacity of stupid people
Twatology has taught pwople a lot such as what to do with the gentalia of a woman during intercourse and why people can be unreasonably dumb
Twatology by catchingfire3 June 18, 2020
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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