tweetlet

The seat of power from which the world's most notorious Tweetmeister launches his Tweets during "Executive Time".

Better prep the Tweetlet, here comes the CIC!

by Golden Dumper May 31, 2018

Tweelete

Tweelete: To delete a tweet on Twitter after you've already sent it out to everyone, in an effort to hide what asinine thing you just tweeted.

Also: tweeleted, tweeleting, tweeletion, tweeleter, etc.

Oh, that Mrs. Private Citizen Half-term Governor Palin just tweeleted again! I guess she didn't have anyone do any fact checking for her before she sent out that tweet. Someone told her to tweelete it so nobody can find out how stupid she really is! palinized

by RipleyinCT June 5, 2010

Tweetledumb

Description of someone who submits stupid posts on Twitter

I saw Jason's stupid post last night on Twitter. In addition to being a total tool he's also Tweetledumb.

by detax June 17, 2009

tweetle beetle

A rare species of a beetle which is found in East Doodleland off the coast of Greenland. It eats penguin fetuses and they often perform complicated mating ritual where two male rivals fight each other to the death by using paddles in puddles, in bottles, on a poodle, eating noodles. It was discovered by the famous explorer Bob Ross DCCCXC. This great discovery was portrayed in Dr. Seuss' renowned book "Fox in Sox". A great expedition to find this species was attempted in 1863 to find the Tweetle Beetle again, but was promptly failed due to weather conditions, mealstorms, and the lacking of the geographical maps that portray Doodleland. Because of this, many people believe that the Tweetle Beetle is just a myth made up by sailors.

Despite the popular belief, scientific evidence proves that Tweetle Beetles do exist. Thank you all for spending your time of this quite pointless endeavor.

by QuestionBear August 18, 2017

tweetlessness

When you can't sleep because you are trying to think of things to twitter the next day.

"Dude, you look tired..." "Yeah, I was up all night--tweetlessness..."

by FitzLovin' May 28, 2009

tweetle

to post your first and last tweet, and then wish you never opened a Twitter account altogether.

I just tweetled, that's the last time I ever use Twitter.

by Twitler April 1, 2009

tweetle

On twitter when u write a small tweet. Or only write short tweets

don't have much to tweet a tweetle will have to do. She tweetles just to say hi.

by Indi Go Violet August 14, 2009