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tweenies 

one PURPLE, one BLUE, one YELLOW, and one ORANGE. Twisted versions of furry, felt and woolen 'human toddlers.' They look like fucked up multicoloured teddy bears and speak like their spastic EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE NOT!!!
1)Did you see those fucked up bits of fluff on the telly this morning? I hear they're called TWEENIES!!!

2)When somebody is ill you say that they are 'All tweenied up' cuzz they look either purple, blue, yellow or orange. Theytalk like they are spastic if they've got a throat infection and they are ALL FUCKED UP!!!
tweenies by Conner November 19, 2003
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Tweenies 

A kids' television series that began in 1990. It follows 4 characters: Bella, Milo, Fizz, and Jake. In every episode the characters do ordinary kids show stuff. However, there is an unspoken rule that you should never, under any circumstances, speak of this show. Some people who have made this mistake have gone missing... or worse.

do NEVER mention the name of this TV show. You might regret it...
come and play!
hey hey! are you ready to play? It's time to come and play with the Tweenies!
Tweenies by Echold2006 April 14, 2023

The Tweenies

Humanoid BBC daytime children's TV characters Bella, Fizz, Jake and Milo. Popular with toddlers and students on drugs, the 'gang' wear ridiculously oversized luminous clothing because their feet and heads are so fucking big. The new Teletubbies.
Q: 'Who the fuck are The Tweenies?' A: They're Bella, Fizz, Jake and Milo
The Tweenies by 50 Nurp February 26, 2008
Australian slang for a beer (or drink) one has whilst others in the round drink at a more measured pace. The drink an alcoholic has in between a round.
Justin: Why is Max so thirsty, did he work out this afternoon?
Robert: Nah, Max never works out - he always takes a Tweenie; I like to sip my Summer Sam.
Tweenie by Irish Dan 3 September 4, 2018

the teenies 

The coined term for the new decade of 2010-2019, corresponding with the eighties, nineties, naughties, etc.
OMG, i can't believe we're in the teenies already!
the teenies by KangarooJack69 December 25, 2009
Wannabe teenagers that aren't old enough to be considered teens.

Usually girls that tart themselves up to look like whores around the age of 8-11. Absolutely horrible

Tell tale signs of being a tweenie are flip phones, big hoopy earrings and awful, awful blue eye shadow all before the age of 13.
Look around your local cinema/McDonalds for an example of a tweenie
tweenie by Your Uncle Cordelia September 19, 2006
n.see gooch. fleshy area between the scrotum and the rectum. Between the penis and the anus thus tweenis. That part you might hit if you fall riding a guys bicycle.
"My friend Kris fell straddling the back of a chair and luckily missed his balls but totally bruised his tweenis."
tweenis by Anonymous March 27, 2003