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The skin that connects the penis to the scrotum.

The "&" in Cock & Balls
Yeah baby, pinch my tweenis.
Tweenis by MysticOgre October 16, 2008
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a tweenis is part male and female preferably a male cat because it doesnt have penis that hangs out but it doesnt have a vagina either so its called a tweenis half twat and half penis
paws the cat has a tweenis.
people born with both sex parts usually have a tweenis
Tweenis by Chrissy1987 December 19, 2008
Portmanteau word, made up of "tiny", "weiner", and "penis". It's an insult similar to calling someone a "dick".
Stop being such a tweenis, dude!
tweenis by Goatrider April 17, 2006

Tweenis Envy 

When tween stars such as Justin Bieber instill within you a range of emotions based on jealousy, caused by a misplaced and egotistical belief on your part that it should be you that is being adored, even though in most cases you are 30+ years old, unattractive, and have no discernible talent of your own.
(40 year old woman on the telephone)- "Did you see that Rebecca Black video? I want HER life...I got some bad tweenis envy!"
Huge penis that can be mistaken for a tree, the kind of thing you see in modern porn. A penis so big you wonder how any mortal woman can take it.
Holy shit! That thing is huge! If your girl can take a treenis like that, she's ruined forever.
treenis by alfalfa31 July 27, 2009
Friend: My boyfriend doesn't want to have sex

Other friend: He probably has a teenis
Teenis by Trash bag69 November 21, 2018
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A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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