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tweakfuck 

A person who abuses/uses methamphetamine or any other form of stimulants. Usually characterized by uncannily sheisty behavior ending in felonies and loss of teeth.
"Damn, my lightbulb is missing again! Tweakfuck strikes AGAIN!"
tweakfuck by ShweetboX September 11, 2006
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TreadFucked 

When you go to the gym to run on the treadmill and every single one is taken.
person 1: "UGHH there are no treadmills left."
person 2: "HAHA. you just got TREADfucked."
TreadFucked by ArielElaineB January 20, 2009
Adjective used to describe someone so annoyingly annoying that they desearve the description of both a twat and a fuck. synonyms - asshole, fucktard, fucknut, douche, george bush
"first off you are a complete twatfuck," said Cindy. "I told you those coupons were expired..."

"hey twatfuck, what's for breakfast?"

"Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" said some twatfuck.
twatfuck by JustinS September 5, 2005

Tweedfucker 

A girl engages in sexual activities with her professor and/or TA to get a good grade in a class at college.
Professor Rob gave Mary an A in Calculus 3 because she let him give her a hot carl.
Tweedfucker by DRocko August 10, 2005
Something that gives you an overwhelming feeling of blankness that all you can respond with is teafuck
Cody: Bro I lost all of our diamonds in the lava
Mig: Thats teafuck
teafuck by Money Mig July 25, 2019

Tearfucked 

A movie that is very emotional that causes you to cry, like the movie had rough sex with your eye.
"Man that movie really tearfucked me."
Tearfucked by Agade January 11, 2009

Twatfucker 

A derogatory term used to playfully insult someone who likes twat
Autumn is a twatfucker.
Twatfucker by cbs1210 November 28, 2012
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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