ShweetboX's definitions

tonguejack

To lick furiously with intent to stimulate or destroy. Usually tongue jacking is done to the asshole, cooter, or nuts.

My shitboxwas in need of an immidiate tonguejacking due to the massive load my boyfriend just blew on it.
Also see...toungejack.

by Shweetbox August 4, 2005

hot carl

Receiving oral sex while defacating.

Jenna gave her boyfriend a blow job while he took a hairy dump.

by Shweetbox May 16, 2005

scramp

A beautiful,bangin', chick, whom you would bone on the spot. Also known as a dime.

Jessica Alba is and will always be a scramp.

by Shweetbox April 28, 2006

cockgobblin

A cockgobblerin prime form. Usually characterized by insatiable appetite for dongs. May also refer to the act of cockgobbling.

Q"Whats your grilfriend gonna be for Halloween?"
A"A cockgobblin I hope"

by Shweetbox April 28, 2006

tweakfuck

A person who abuses/uses methamphetamine or any other form of stimulants. Usually characterized by uncannily sheisty behavior ending in felonies and loss of teeth.

"Damn, my lightbulb is missing again! Tweakfuck strikes AGAIN!"

by ShweetboX September 11, 2006

crapcock

The NOUN crapcock is used many different ways. Usually used to strip another male of his manhood, similar to calling him a qeer. Also means, gay. Literally it describes a schlong that has recently been in a scrapsor, sadly, another males booty.

Can also be used to describe someone who derails a thread.
See spamcock.

"This crapcock keeps shitting all over my posts for no reason, what a spamcock fuckface!"

by Shweetbox April 28, 2006

toungejack

To toungejack is to lick maddly with intent to destroy or arouse. Toungjacking is usally done to coochies, cooters, or to the shitbox.

My girl wanted me to toungejack her shitbox, but i wans't in the mood for that shit.

by Shweetbox August 3, 2005