Tearfucked
Tearfucked by Agade January 11, 2009
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Telefucked
UC Berkeley student #1: Dude, I'm enrolled in 0 units...
UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!
UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!
Telefucked by calgirl6130 August 3, 2011
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Tearfucked • Teafucked • traffucked • tramfucked • Tearsucker • techfucked • Telefucked • terrafucked • Tetrafucked • trafucked
terrafucked
When your cloud resources become fucked up because of HashiCorp's Terraform, causing extreme headache
terrafucked by dev69 March 1, 2017
traffucked
The unfortunate position of being stuck in heavy, unmoving traffic, especially traffic that is stalled for no visible reason.
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Tetrafucked
1. When one is fucked sexually four different ways
2. When one is fucked sexually by four different people.
3. When one is fucked four different ways in a situation
4. When one is playing tetris and almost wins, but then hits the wrong button at the last minute and fails.
2. When one is fucked sexually by four different people.
3. When one is fucked four different ways in a situation
4. When one is playing tetris and almost wins, but then hits the wrong button at the last minute and fails.
1. Dude, last night Jeff totally tetrafucked me; anal, vag, mouth, and hands!
2. Dude, I got way too drunk at that party and me and 3 of my friends tetrafucked some guy.
3. Sorry I'm late, first I couldn't find my keys, then my car wouldn't start, then I missed the bus and then my sandal broke when I was walking. There was nothing I could do - I was totally tetrafucked.
5. Jill: YES! FINALLY! Here comes the long blue tetris bar thing! Now I can fill the empty spot and get a Tetris! AW DAMNIT I TOUCHED THE LEFT BUTTON. NOW I LOST. SON OF A BITCH MOTHER FUCKER....(etc.)
Bobby: What's wrong Jill?
Jill: I JUST GOT TETRAFUCKED!
Bobby: aw damn, that sucks.
2. Dude, I got way too drunk at that party and me and 3 of my friends tetrafucked some guy.
3. Sorry I'm late, first I couldn't find my keys, then my car wouldn't start, then I missed the bus and then my sandal broke when I was walking. There was nothing I could do - I was totally tetrafucked.
5. Jill: YES! FINALLY! Here comes the long blue tetris bar thing! Now I can fill the empty spot and get a Tetris! AW DAMNIT I TOUCHED THE LEFT BUTTON. NOW I LOST. SON OF A BITCH MOTHER FUCKER....(etc.)
Bobby: What's wrong Jill?
Jill: I JUST GOT TETRAFUCKED!
Bobby: aw damn, that sucks.
Tetrafucked by Sunshine_its_fine November 5, 2009
TreadFucked
TreadFucked by ArielElaineB January 20, 2009
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