Tearfucked
Tearfucked by Agade January 11, 2009
Words you can keep
Telefucked
UC Berkeley student #1: Dude, I'm enrolled in 0 units...
UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!
UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!
Telefucked by calgirl6130 August 3, 2011
Related Words
Tearfucked • Teafucked • traffucked • tramfucked • Tearsucker • techfucked • Telefucked • terrafucked • Tetrafucked • trafucked
terrafucked
When your cloud resources become fucked up because of HashiCorp's Terraform, causing extreme headache
terrafucked by dev69 March 1, 2017
traffucked
The unfortunate position of being stuck in heavy, unmoving traffic, especially traffic that is stalled for no visible reason.
traffucked by Jules_in_LA November 6, 2006
Tetrafucked
1. When one is fucked sexually four different ways
2. When one is fucked sexually by four different people.
3. When one is fucked four different ways in a situation
4. When one is playing tetris and almost wins, but then hits the wrong button at the last minute and fails.
2. When one is fucked sexually by four different people.
3. When one is fucked four different ways in a situation
4. When one is playing tetris and almost wins, but then hits the wrong button at the last minute and fails.
1. Dude, last night Jeff totally tetrafucked me; anal, vag, mouth, and hands!
2. Dude, I got way too drunk at that party and me and 3 of my friends tetrafucked some guy.
3. Sorry I'm late, first I couldn't find my keys, then my car wouldn't start, then I missed the bus and then my sandal broke when I was walking. There was nothing I could do - I was totally tetrafucked.
5. Jill: YES! FINALLY! Here comes the long blue tetris bar thing! Now I can fill the empty spot and get a Tetris! AW DAMNIT I TOUCHED THE LEFT BUTTON. NOW I LOST. SON OF A BITCH MOTHER FUCKER....(etc.)
Bobby: What's wrong Jill?
Jill: I JUST GOT TETRAFUCKED!
Bobby: aw damn, that sucks.
2. Dude, I got way too drunk at that party and me and 3 of my friends tetrafucked some guy.
3. Sorry I'm late, first I couldn't find my keys, then my car wouldn't start, then I missed the bus and then my sandal broke when I was walking. There was nothing I could do - I was totally tetrafucked.
5. Jill: YES! FINALLY! Here comes the long blue tetris bar thing! Now I can fill the empty spot and get a Tetris! AW DAMNIT I TOUCHED THE LEFT BUTTON. NOW I LOST. SON OF A BITCH MOTHER FUCKER....(etc.)
Bobby: What's wrong Jill?
Jill: I JUST GOT TETRAFUCKED!
Bobby: aw damn, that sucks.
Tetrafucked by Sunshine_its_fine November 5, 2009
TreadFucked
TreadFucked by ArielElaineB January 20, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026