Tearfucked

A movie that is very emotional that causes you to cry, like the movie had rough sex with your eye.

"Man that movie really tearfucked me."

by Agade January 11, 2009

Telefucked

When the UC Berkeley registration system, Telebears, royally fucks up your life hard.

UC Berkeley student #1: Dude, I'm enrolled in 0 units...
UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!

by calgirl6130 August 3, 2011

terrafucked

When your cloud resources become fucked up because of HashiCorp's Terraform, causing extreme headache

I tried deploying to production but I got terrafucked

by dev69 March 1, 2017

traffucked

The unfortunate position of being stuck in heavy, unmoving traffic, especially traffic that is stalled for no visible reason.

I would have been here earlier, but I was totally traffucked.

by Jules_in_LA November 6, 2006

Tetrafucked

1. When one is fucked sexually four different ways

2. When one is fucked sexually by four different people.

3. When one is fucked four different ways in a situation

4. When one is playing tetris and almost wins, but then hits the wrong button at the last minute and fails.

1. Dude, last night Jeff totally tetrafucked me; anal, vag, mouth, and hands!

2. Dude, I got way too drunk at that party and me and 3 of my friends tetrafucked some guy.

3. Sorry I'm late, first I couldn't find my keys, then my car wouldn't start, then I missed the bus and then my sandal broke when I was walking. There was nothing I could do - I was totally tetrafucked.

5. Jill: YES! FINALLY! Here comes the long blue tetris bar thing! Now I can fill the empty spot and get a Tetris! AW DAMNIT I TOUCHED THE LEFT BUTTON. NOW I LOST. SON OF A BITCH MOTHER FUCKER....(etc.)

Bobby: What's wrong Jill?

Jill: I JUST GOT TETRAFUCKED!

Bobby: aw damn, that sucks.

by Sunshine_its_fine November 5, 2009

TreadFucked

When you go to the gym to run on the treadmill and every single one is taken.

person 1: "UGHH there are no treadmills left."
person 2: "HAHA. you just got TREADfucked."

by ArielElaineB January 20, 2009

trafucked

To get caught in traffic when you are already late.

Me: "Sorry I'm late, I got totally trafucked on the way here."
Boss: "You should leave earlier to avoid being trafucked next time."

by Cielito April 17, 2006