8 definitions by Muddy Funster

The updated requirements came in this morning. They're totally snorice.

What would you like for lunch my dear?
Oh, just some quiche and a bit of spalad will be fine, thanks.

Will, thou don't half talk a load of old bollingbrooks.

Arrrrgh. I forgot to lock my computer at lunchtime and some git biebergrammed me again.

Newsreader: And finally we're happy to report that this year's Superworldbowlseries of Merkinball was won by the Washington Foreskins.

Hey old chap- when you say football, do you mean Soccer or Merkinball?

Oh FFS, Norris has sold another idiot on using a poxy instead of federated access management. What twatfoolery!

All those Brussels Sprouts are gonna make me trump my taint off