cockwomble

( noun) a person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or in appropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance

Jim- see that Trump on Tv saying not to worry about coronavirus

Bob -ya he’s a real cockwomble

by spiddeer April 4, 2020

cockwomble

Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson, you know, the cockwomble with the bad hair

by oarsman September 6, 2022

cockwomble

When a man dresses up in a wobble outfit and only his cock is hanging out and he has sex with someone.

"so how was sex with Jim last night?"
"it was so bad he totally cockwombled me!"

by womblers February 10, 2014

Cockwomble

(noun) A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.

synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains

Eric Bristow won the World Darts Championship on no fewer than five separate occasions despite being a complete and utter cockwomble of the highest order.

by Downsie2001 November 29, 2016

Cockwomble

A completely useless person that spouts constant bullshit

That Andrew is such a Cockwomble

by Cockwombler October 2, 2015

Cockwomble

An idiot of the highest degree

Why that cockwomble Neil Doncaster has sat on his arse for so long is unbelievable.

by Hairbear November 4, 2012

Cockwomble

The best insult known to man!

Don't speak to that guy, he's a complete cockwomble!

by Uncle Psychosis September 15, 2004