cockwomble

( noun) a person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or in appropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance

Jim- see that Trump on Tv saying not to worry about coronavirus

Bob -ya he’s a real cockwomble

by spiddeer April 05, 2020

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Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson, you know, the cockwomble with the bad hair

by oarsman September 06, 2022

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When a man dresses up in a wobble outfit and only his cock is hanging out and he has sex with someone.

"so how was sex with Jim last night?"
"it was so bad he totally cockwombled me!"

by womblers January 27, 2014

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Cockwomble

(noun) A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.

synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains

Eric Bristow won the World Darts Championship on no fewer than five separate occasions despite being a complete and utter cockwomble of the highest order.

by Downsie2001 November 29, 2016

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