The fuzzy, red outline surrounding the actors in a 20th generation porno film. So called because of the red glow around the little character in the Ready Brek TV commercial. See also porn fuzz
"That grumble flick you loaned me was shite. Everyone had ready brek glow, you could hardly see a thing."
by 7kev7 November 13, 2007
A small smear of excrement surreptitiously smeared on the back of one's girlfiend's neck before a girls' night out, in order to deter any would-be suitors.
The missus was going out on her work Christmas party the other night and that smarmy git from accounts was there, so I gave her a Chastity Patch when she asked me to fasten her necklace.
by 7Kev7 May 16, 2007
Two men, usually friends, who have both shared a twat, ie have both shagged the same woman. Also, see custard cousins.
by 7Kev7 December 27, 2007
"Elementary, my dear Watson. From these footprints, I deduce that our quarry was a left-handed doctor of unusually short stature, who had known prosperity but had recently fallen upon hard times, and judging by the short, irregular length of his stride it is apparent that he had a mole at the counter."
by 7kev7 November 13, 2007
The contents of a well-used but badly flushed lavatory, the bangers (sausages) being the turds and the mash (mashed potato) being the bog roll.
"Cinders and ashes, Thomas, your coaches are a disgrace", cried the Fat Controller. "There's soot all over the windows, used tickets all over the floor and Clarabel's khazi is full of bangers and mash!"
by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007
Any person (especially a woman) who, from a distance, looks like they are worthy of a portion but upon closer inspection is revealed to be a right swamp-hog. A BOBFOC
Also abbreviated to NFFFFN
Also abbreviated to NFFFFN
Person #1: "Phwooarr! Look at the arse on that sort! I'd give her one.... EURGH! She's got a face like a box of spanners!"
Person #2: "Ha ha! I told you her face was rough. She's nice from far, far from nice "
Person #2: "Ha ha! I told you her face was rough. She's nice from far, far from nice "
by 7Kev7 October 20, 2007
Especially in the UK, any pretentious person who sits outside a coffee shop sipping lukewarm cappuccino, latte or any other poncey European beverage whenever the rain stops for ten minutes. Usually middle-class women in huge, oversized sunglasses proclaiming "oh my GOD!!!" every other sentence.
"For fuck sake. you can't move on this street anymore. Fucking cuntinentals have taken up all the space."
by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007