twatlip 

Inner city slang for oral simplex B: Herpes

After John gave Christina a tongue basting, he went home with a nasty case of the twatlip.

twatlip by "Mighty Dave Wilson" November 30, 2003

twatlick 

general means of licking a female's how's your father, though sometimes used as a derogatory term for a useless worker.
Also, the name of a famous military base.

Ms. Mikulski, I bet you have to pay by the minute for a twatlick.
Captain Harvey calling from Twatlick Air Force Base.
Joe Bamira, this is Jerry Kirsch. Why did you call me a twatlick?

twatlick by Peter Goesintwat December 15, 2012

twatlight 

the best bitches that ever lived, as if you could outrun them, as if you could fight them off.

"those twatlight babes are totally hot i wish we could be just like them but instead we are creepy paedo creepers" said the twimom.

twatlight by rejazz June 18, 2008

Twatlight 

The correct term for anyone or anything referring to a vampire who sparkles.

person 1: "Hey look at my new sparkling vampire book"
person 2: "Twatlight???? That's wicked retarded"
person 1: "but...but...he sparkles"
person 2: :"You are such a twatlighter"

Twatlight by brittonmelanieinc August 8, 2009

Twatlight 

What non-fans,'haters', of twilight call stephenie meyers books; a movie about 'vampires' that fan girls overly obsess about.

i dont like reading twatlight because stephenie meyer can't write a good vampire book.

Twatlight by cuzco01 November 22, 2009

Twatlight 

Ignore the below definition....it's kinda gay.

Anywho....twatlight is a nickname for that sad pathetic excuse for a book written by Stephenie Meyer. Anyone who wishes to make fun of said pissrag usually references under said name. In summation, the best way to refer to the self-written porno that a pathetic woman who cant find a gay man thats not gay wrote to comfort herself at night. Sadly, the most numerous members of our population, a.k.a. the NORMAL girls, the plain ones who are actually decent, also wind up falling for him because they can identify with the main character, who is obviously said loser author back when she was in high school, and therefore at least in theory, can actually get the shallow hot guy because in "reality" he's NOT that shallow. Hint: HE IS.

In conclusion my dear friends. Twatlight is our word...but feel free to use it. Cuz it's pretty damn awesome and you wish you thought of it. BITCHES!

Moron: "OMG u HAVE to read this book!!!"

Me: "Twatlight? oh yeah, heard of it. read it already. pretty lame porno if you ask me"

Moron: "OMG WTF BBQ"

Twatlight by Angry BBQ is angry February 21, 2009

twatling 

A word used to describe a baby snowboarder.

for example

"awwwwww, look at the little twatlings"

twatling by christizzlejf February 14, 2008