twatlic

lickinng pussy or vagina

we twatlic more than frolic

by lili barnes May 4, 2008

twatlick

general means of licking a female's how's your father, though sometimes used as a derogatory term for a useless worker.
Also, the name of a famous military base.

Ms. Mikulski, I bet you have to pay by the minute for a twatlick.
Captain Harvey calling from Twatlick Air Force Base.
Joe Bamira, this is Jerry Kirsch. Why did you call me a twatlick?

by Peter Goesintwat December 15, 2012

twatpic

noun. Short for twat picture, a photograph taken of the female sexual organ, typically via cellphone camera, and usually sent via mass-text message to friends for viewing pleasure.

Hey, I just took a twatpic of my girl and sent them to all my buddies!

Eww that bitch Serena is nasty; I saw her twatpic when Tommy texted me this morning.

by yuu456 December 20, 2009

twatsicle

Another name for a penis.
Featured in Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo.

"Are you gonna show her your twatsicle??"

by AuntieTATA September 17, 2005

twatticism

A remark by a twat.

That sounded a bit like a twatticism.

by hwojciechowski June 19, 2011

twatlight

the best bitches that ever lived, as if you could outrun them, as if you could fight them off.

"those twatlight babes are totally hot i wish we could be just like them but instead we are creepy paedo creepers" said the twimom.

by rejazz June 18, 2008

Twaticus Maximus

When your girlfriend / wife / female so is being a pain in the ass. Basically like you would call somebody who was being a pain in the ass a Twat. But this is saying they are being a Twat to the Max and really need to back off.

1. I was going to go out Friday and play poker with the guys but my girl was all being Twaticus Maximus about us not having enough US time.

2. Your girlfriend is beyond a bitch, shes a twaticus maximus

by Booty King September 5, 2006