twatling

A word used to describe a baby snowboarder.

for example

"awwwwww, look at the little twatlings"

by christizzlejf February 14, 2008

twatling

insult used in the same context as dickhead, fuckwit, loser, wanker and the like.

see twat.

"He's a fucking twatling."
"Some twatling tried to break into my XF falcon one day. sad"
"What a twatling, glad i'm not his dad"

by dangaz March 6, 2004

twalling

when you are bugging. Could be good or bad mostly would be used bad to say that you walling out.

" Aye, this lil shorty twalling for her lil spect "

by Babie Dime August 25, 2010

twatlight

the best bitches that ever lived, as if you could outrun them, as if you could fight them off.

"those twatlight babes are totally hot i wish we could be just like them but instead we are creepy paedo creepers" said the twimom.

by rejazz June 18, 2008

Sheriff of Twattingham

A situation or individual so extraordinarily twatty that no other term will suffice.

Friend: Dude, did you see that fucking grunt?

You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham

by Jorge Estavez September 20, 2010

Twating

The practice of leaving a blood trail or blood spots (known or unknown) while menstruating.

Mary left a blood trail all over her office chair and toilet. She's been twating all over the clinic!

by Gouldswifter November 1, 2012

Twatlight

The correct term for anyone or anything referring to a vampire who sparkles.

person 1: "Hey look at my new sparkling vampire book"
person 2: "Twatlight???? That's wicked retarded"
person 1: "but...but...he sparkles"
person 2: :"You are such a twatlighter"

by brittonmelanieinc August 8, 2009