twatling 

A word used to describe a baby snowboarder.

for example

"awwwwww, look at the little twatlings"

twatling by christizzlejf February 14, 2008

twatling 

insult used in the same context as dickhead, fuckwit, loser, wanker and the like.

see twat.

"He's a fucking twatling."
"Some twatling tried to break into my XF falcon one day. sad"
"What a twatling, glad i'm not his dad"

twatling by dangaz March 6, 2004

twalling 

when you are bugging. Could be good or bad mostly would be used bad to say that you walling out.

" Aye, this lil shorty twalling for her lil spect "

twalling by Babie Dime August 25, 2010

twatlight 

the best bitches that ever lived, as if you could outrun them, as if you could fight them off.

"those twatlight babes are totally hot i wish we could be just like them but instead we are creepy paedo creepers" said the twimom.

twatlight by rejazz June 18, 2008

Sheriff of Twattingham 

A situation or individual so extraordinarily twatty that no other term will suffice.

Friend: Dude, did you see that fucking grunt?

You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham

Sheriff of Twattingham by Jorge Estavez September 20, 2010

Twating 

The practice of leaving a blood trail or blood spots (known or unknown) while menstruating.

Mary left a blood trail all over her office chair and toilet. She's been twating all over the clinic!

Twating by Gouldswifter November 1, 2012

Twatlight 

The correct term for anyone or anything referring to a vampire who sparkles.

person 1: "Hey look at my new sparkling vampire book"
person 2: "Twatlight???? That's wicked retarded"
person 1: "but...but...he sparkles"
person 2: :"You are such a twatlighter"

Twatlight by brittonmelanieinc August 8, 2009