twatnip 

weed.
weed it catnip for twats.

those chavs over there, smoking their cheap twatnip.

twatnip by montexuma May 9, 2018

Twatnip

An invisible aura given off by attractive , intelligent single women. Resulting in the only men that approach them on an evening out, are the local bellends, losers and Twats

Wow poor Sophie, she naturally attracts every wanker in the county on a night out ….. she gives off industrial grade Twatnip

Twatnip by Crep Lord October 26, 2025

Twatnap

The act of falling asleep with your head between a womans legs while performing cunnilingus, usually when tired through excessive alcohol intake.

Howay man, I was so drunk last night I fell asleep while I was eatin' some bird's pussy oot. She slapped me on me heed to wake us from ma twatnap.

Twatnap by Bar-M Badger January 18, 2010

Twatipuss 

Twatipuss is a play on with platypus and and Twat - It means both a pussy and a Twat

Wilfred: Oh Shirley, You are quite the twatipuss

Twatipuss by BigTwatipussForLife May 12, 2020

twatlip 

Inner city slang for oral simplex B: Herpes

After John gave Christina a tongue basting, he went home with a nasty case of the twatlip.

twatlip by "Mighty Dave Wilson" November 30, 2003

tatnip

After a woman has a mastectomy the first part of reconstructive surgery is to tattoo a flesh colored nipple in the area that the former nipple resided.

My Mother-In-Law just got her tatnip for her recon boob.

tatnip by Mr. Chips May 1, 2006

twatlips 

The word twatlips can be used as a derogitory term towards others. It means the actual lips of the female vagina.

You fuckin twatlips!

twatlips by K e v i n July 29, 2006