2 definitions by connor savage
a twat dog is when a male tries sticking his limp dick into a girls vagina, and it won't go in beacause it is limp like a hot dog, similar to whiskey dick.
by connor savage March 25, 2008
when a girl is so pathetically broke that she has to use an old dirty tampoon as means of vaginal penetration. To make it even worse she must freeze the tampoon to make the experience more stimulating.
by connor savage April 12, 2008