twatsickle

A man's penis; A prostidude's means of satisfying a woman.

Look at the size of that twatsickle!
He ran around exposing his twatsickle.
I am a girl, therefore, I have no twatsickle.

by Krunk_Punk October 9, 2008

twatsickle

when a girl is so pathetically broke that she has to use an old dirty tampoon as means of vaginal penetration. To make it even worse she must freeze the tampoon to make the experience more stimulating.

an old hooker uses her twatsickle too get off because she get make money on the streets.

by connor savage April 11, 2008

twatsiole

1. a term of endearment for your non-Italian daughter in law
2. a dumb bitch

That twatsiole Karen wannabe is holding up the line at Costco!

by MFGJokers June 24, 2020

twatsicle

Another name for a penis.
Featured in Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo.

"Are you gonna show her your twatsicle??"

by AuntieTATA September 17, 2005

Twat sickle

When your lady friends vaginal juices are so thick and greasy that they leave a hard coating on your erect pecker, this creates "The Twat Sickle". This is usually an undesirable ailment, so to be called one is rather rude.

(Dave) "Man, after banging Susie last night I woke up with a huge Twat Sickle!
(Joe) "You better get that thing on ice!"

by Dave "The Air Bus" September 22, 2008

Twatsocket

A real bitch or an asshole.

"That filthy whore is a twatsocket!"
"He is such a twatsocket, I hope he rots."

by zoetta1980 September 11, 2012

twatcicle

a derogatory term for a woman deemed to be an icy bitch. Combines the terms the words, twat and icicle.

Whitni- "Yo girl, that bitch down the hall needs to get that stick out of her hoochy ass and stop being such an asshole"
Abby- "Fo' sure girl, what a twatcicle!"

by Tim, courtesy of Abby January 6, 2008