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twatlick
general means of licking a female's how's your father, though sometimes used as a derogatory term for a useless worker.
Also, the name of a famous military base.
Also, the name of a famous military base.
Ms. Mikulski, I bet you have to pay by the minute for a twatlick.
Captain Harvey calling from Twatlick Air Force Base.
Joe Bamira, this is Jerry Kirsch. Why did you call me a twatlick?
Captain Harvey calling from Twatlick Air Force Base.
Joe Bamira, this is Jerry Kirsch. Why did you call me a twatlick?
twatlick by Peter Goesintwat December 15, 2012
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twatpickle
There is no real definition for this word other than it cannot be used for the literal meaning of one or either of the words that compose it.
- Always open for interpretation.
- Always open for interpretation.
You damn twatpickle!!!
twatpickle by C. Kennedy May 1, 2005
twatsickle
Look at the size of that twatsickle!
He ran around exposing his twatsickle.
I am a girl, therefore, I have no twatsickle.
He ran around exposing his twatsickle.
I am a girl, therefore, I have no twatsickle.
twatsickle by Krunk_Punk October 9, 2008
twatsickle
when a girl is so pathetically broke that she has to use an old dirty tampoon as means of vaginal penetration. To make it even worse she must freeze the tampoon to make the experience more stimulating.
twatsickle by connor savage April 11, 2008
Twatrick
Twatsickle
Twatsickle
Twatsickle describes a whimsickle twat. The person is not a full on twat but if you spend enough time in their company, you will want to twat them.
Twatsickle by H2W May 13, 2026
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