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Twatluck 

Very similar to a potluck, a twatluck requires every man attending to bring not a dish of food, but an attractive and sexually indiscriminant female. The beauty of the twatluck is that if planning a party or trip, you can easily tempt the woman to join if she isn't pressured to sleep with you; however, once on the trip (if the twatluck if successfully carried out by all male members), you will have a perfect guy-to-girl ratio with ample amounts of easy women.
Chad - "Hey Johnny, I'm a little worried about the guy-to-girl ratio at this party... Did you tell the bros that it was a twatluck?"
Johnny - "Yes, I did and I have the Keystone Ice in the cooler as we speak. Let the games begin."
Twatluck by JazzyJeff928 November 8, 2011
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twatlick 

general means of licking a female's how's your father, though sometimes used as a derogatory term for a useless worker.
Also, the name of a famous military base.
Ms. Mikulski, I bet you have to pay by the minute for a twatlick.
Captain Harvey calling from Twatlick Air Force Base.
Joe Bamira, this is Jerry Kirsch. Why did you call me a twatlick?
twatlick by Peter Goesintwat December 15, 2012
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Adjective used to describe someone so annoyingly annoying that they desearve the description of both a twat and a fuck. synonyms - asshole, fucktard, fucknut, douche, george bush
"first off you are a complete twatfuck," said Cindy. "I told you those coupons were expired..."

"hey twatfuck, what's for breakfast?"

"Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" said some twatfuck.
twatfuck by JustinS September 5, 2005

twatbucket 

literally, a bucket of twats. also, a person who is a fucking pussy or whatnot.
"You're a fucknig twatbucket."
twatbucket by AJ 187 September 28, 2003

Twatfucker 

A derogatory term used to playfully insult someone who likes twat
Autumn is a twatfucker.
Twatfucker by cbs1210 November 28, 2012
Another name for a lying and manipulating boyfriend. One's that obsessed with you because of taking your virginity as well as taking theirs. Someone who disrespects your friends and family and doesn't support who you really are and what you'd like to do in your life.
Rebecca: Hey , whatever happened with you and your boyfriend?
Kaitlynn: Oh, that twatfuck?? I can do better.
Twatfuck by Kitty_kat1298 September 22, 2017

Twatbucket 

A hole filled with holes creating more antimatter. Usually a very very very stupid person or collective. Neutralised by dickhead forming a wankstain. Avoid.
(Non gender specific)
That needy cunt is such a fucking twatbucket, 20 billion years and he's not even a speck yet.
Twatbucket by krugged August 12, 2022