Twatrick

A trio of twats.

When three complete twats are found in the same location you have a Twatrick

by ChrisGurr September 25, 2010

twatlick

general means of licking a female's how's your father, though sometimes used as a derogatory term for a useless worker.
Also, the name of a famous military base.

Ms. Mikulski, I bet you have to pay by the minute for a twatlick.
Captain Harvey calling from Twatlick Air Force Base.
Joe Bamira, this is Jerry Kirsch. Why did you call me a twatlick?

by Peter Goesintwat December 15, 2012

twatrocket

synonymous for the insult "dick". an overall asshole.

You're such a fucking twatrocket, Shonice.

by CrazedJoker July 24, 2007

Twatracket

A small Vagina shaped device used to swat away weird children with bad taste in television programmes.

Oh no, some prick just turned house on, hand me the Twatracket

I Twatracketed this figalo the other day, you shoulda' seen him cry!

by BOOOTHY July 23, 2009

twatpickle

There is no real definition for this word other than it cannot be used for the literal meaning of one or either of the words that compose it.

- Always open for interpretation.

You damn twatpickle!!!

by C. Kennedy May 1, 2005

twatsickle

A man's penis; A prostidude's means of satisfying a woman.

Look at the size of that twatsickle!
He ran around exposing his twatsickle.
I am a girl, therefore, I have no twatsickle.

by Krunk_Punk October 9, 2008

twatsickle

when a girl is so pathetically broke that she has to use an old dirty tampoon as means of vaginal penetration. To make it even worse she must freeze the tampoon to make the experience more stimulating.

an old hooker uses her twatsickle too get off because she get make money on the streets.

by connor savage April 11, 2008