twatist 

twatist is a person who likes nothing better of a evening than inspecting and drooling over a ladies love tunnel

colin- hmm i love ladies love tunnels
matt- feck off you pervy twatist

twatist by mattgc November 21, 2006

Twatster

Twatster (twatstress): pretentious, but not necessarily ambitious dude who over-zealous on social mobility and flaunts his recently acquired degree in Liberal Arts from random University College. Will never be respected by academics and usually seen as class traitor.

John's degree has made him speak like he knows it all and feels it all. He's an educated geezer now, you know, knows all that fancy middle class lingo. Yeah, a right twatster.

Twatster by Samson79 May 7, 2016

twatster

A derogatory term for the pretentious hipster. Originated in the UK.

I tried to go to the concert last Sunday but the venue was filled with freakin twatsters!

twatster by SFM 4eva! July 19, 2005

twatitosis 

When an odor resembling cod emanates from a female's crotch area. Individual will most likely try to blame someone else for the foul, repungent smell.

Sam has horrid twatitosis, she might consider washing that shit.

twatitosis by peachykeeny708 May 18, 2007

twatistic 

a disorder that appears characterized by impairment of the ability to form normal social relationships, by impairment of the ability to communicate with others or even form a thought about something other than twat.

After Snatchface has a few beers in him he becomes twatistic.

twatistic by Portia Flynn October 14, 2006

Twatiest 

Describes the great achievable heights of twatiness: ie, obnoxious, annoying and often pretentious.

Subject 1: "Faulkner's work is pure American poetry."

Subject 2: "That's the twatiest thing I've ever heard."

Twatiest by rames royce April 14, 2011

Twatisaurus 

A crazy, and often, a certifiably insane female. Characteristics of a twatisaurus (Also known as a Twatisaurus Rex, or Twatisaur) include irritability, ignorance, lack of care for others, stupidity, and many other symptoms.

A twatisaurus resembles a very angry dinosaur on a rampage. See "PMS."

1. Krystal is such a twatisaurus when she isn't on bipolar medication.

2. Wayne only dates dumb twatisauruses that are half his age!

Twatisaurus by ChipmunkCheeks89 October 24, 2011