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Twatster
Twatster (twatstress): pretentious, but not necessarily ambitious dude who over-zealous on social mobility and flaunts his recently acquired degree in Liberal Arts from random University College. Will never be respected by academics and usually seen as class traitor.
twatitosis
When an odor resembling cod emanates from a female's crotch area. Individual will most likely try to blame someone else for the foul, repungent smell.
twatitosis by peachykeeny708 May 18, 2007
twatistic
a disorder that appears characterized by impairment of the ability to form normal social relationships, by impairment of the ability to communicate with others or even form a thought about something other than twat.
twatistic by Portia Flynn October 14, 2006
Twatiest
Subject 1: "Faulkner's work is pure American poetry."
Subject 2: "That's the twatiest thing I've ever heard."
Subject 2: "That's the twatiest thing I've ever heard."
Twatiest by rames royce April 14, 2011
Twatisaurus
A crazy, and often, a certifiably insane female. Characteristics of a twatisaurus (Also known as a Twatisaurus Rex, or Twatisaur) include irritability, ignorance, lack of care for others, stupidity, and many other symptoms.
A twatisaurus resembles a very angry dinosaur on a rampage. See "PMS."
A twatisaurus resembles a very angry dinosaur on a rampage. See "PMS."
1. Krystal is such a twatisaurus when she isn't on bipolar medication.
2. Wayne only dates dumb twatisauruses that are half his age!
2. Wayne only dates dumb twatisauruses that are half his age!
Twatisaurus by ChipmunkCheeks89 October 24, 2011
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober
An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.