A dazzling country whose capital city, Epic Win, plays host to the greatest people; you will ever know and Edward's dazzling peen.
"Twatistan, as if you could outrun them, as if you could fight them off"
"It never fucking rains in Twatistan"
"...get in the vulva loser, we're going to Twatistan"
"It never fucking rains in Twatistan"
"...get in the vulva loser, we're going to Twatistan"
by Dr Carlisle Cullen October 9, 2008
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