A dazzling country whose capital city, Epic Win, plays host to the greatest people; you will ever know and Edward's dazzling peen.
"Twatistan, as if you could outrun them, as if you could fight them off"
"It never fucking rains in Twatistan"
"...get in the vulva loser, we're going to Twatistan"
"It never fucking rains in Twatistan"
"...get in the vulva loser, we're going to Twatistan"
by Dr Carlisle Cullen October 9, 2008
Get the Twatistan mug.A general term for a lesbian vacation destination where sex will be the main activity. The destination can be a variety of places.
Shaniqua: Hey Cindy. Wanna go to Twatswana this weekend?
Cindy: Oh definitely. Shall I bring the double sided dildo?
Shaniqua: Nah. No need. I already gots one.
Barbara (slapping Shaniqua): Stay way from my woman.
Cindy: Oh definitely. Shall I bring the double sided dildo?
Shaniqua: Nah. No need. I already gots one.
Barbara (slapping Shaniqua): Stay way from my woman.
by Kelly MacDaddy April 26, 2008
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a disorder that appears characterized by impairment of the ability to form normal social relationships, by impairment of the ability to communicate with others or even form a thought about something other than twat.
by Portia Flynn October 14, 2006
Get the twatistic mug.A crazy, and often, a certifiably insane female. Characteristics of a twatisaurus (Also known as a Twatisaurus Rex, or Twatisaur) include irritability, ignorance, lack of care for others, stupidity, and many other symptoms.
A twatisaurus resembles a very angry dinosaur on a rampage. See "PMS."
A twatisaurus resembles a very angry dinosaur on a rampage. See "PMS."
1. Krystal is such a twatisaurus when she isn't on bipolar medication.
2. Wayne only dates dumb twatisauruses that are half his age!
2. Wayne only dates dumb twatisauruses that are half his age!
by ChipmunkCheeks89 October 24, 2011
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Look at that man over there, he must be a Twantitan because he is obviously better than those who stand around him.
by Centurion's Fury July 26, 2006
Get the TwanTitan mug.adjective: for something to be very much like the twat, to be of the twat, to seem like the female genitalia in form or in slang reference; a combination of twat and artistic, an artist's rendition of the female genitalia
noun: a statistic involving the twat, the study of female statistics
noun: a disease suffered by those who act like a vagina all the damn time, also referred to as twatism.
noun: a statistic involving the twat, the study of female statistics
noun: a disease suffered by those who act like a vagina all the damn time, also referred to as twatism.
adj: 1. That douche bag over there is being such a twatistic bastard. 2. My, that painting is quite twatistic; I just love the curves.
n: I was studying the twatistics of that sorority and discovered that only 3 are still virgins.
n: 1. He is twatistic and cant help but act like a girl. 2. Women are all that twatistic ever thinks about, but he is never gonna get one.
n: I was studying the twatistics of that sorority and discovered that only 3 are still virgins.
n: 1. He is twatistic and cant help but act like a girl. 2. Women are all that twatistic ever thinks about, but he is never gonna get one.
by PseudoNinjar September 17, 2010
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