Twatistan 

A dazzling country whose capital city, Epic Win, plays host to the greatest people; you will ever know and Edward's dazzling peen.

"Twatistan, as if you could outrun them, as if you could fight them off"

"It never fucking rains in Twatistan"

"...get in the vulva loser, we're going to Twatistan"

Twatistan by Dr Carlisle Cullen October 9, 2008

Twatswana 

A general term for a lesbian vacation destination where sex will be the main activity. The destination can be a variety of places.

Shaniqua: Hey Cindy. Wanna go to Twatswana this weekend?

Cindy: Oh definitely. Shall I bring the double sided dildo?

Shaniqua: Nah. No need. I already gots one.

Barbara (slapping Shaniqua): Stay way from my woman.

Twatswana by Kelly MacDaddy April 26, 2008

twatistic 

a disorder that appears characterized by impairment of the ability to form normal social relationships, by impairment of the ability to communicate with others or even form a thought about something other than twat.

After Snatchface has a few beers in him he becomes twatistic.

twatistic by Portia Flynn October 14, 2006

Twatisaurus 

A crazy, and often, a certifiably insane female. Characteristics of a twatisaurus (Also known as a Twatisaurus Rex, or Twatisaur) include irritability, ignorance, lack of care for others, stupidity, and many other symptoms.

A twatisaurus resembles a very angry dinosaur on a rampage. See "PMS."

1. Krystal is such a twatisaurus when she isn't on bipolar medication.

2. Wayne only dates dumb twatisauruses that are half his age!

Twatisaurus by ChipmunkCheeks89 October 24, 2011

TwanTitan 

An individual who is infinitely perfect in all aspects of life, a TwanTitan is far better than average people.

Look at that man over there, he must be a Twantitan because he is obviously better than those who stand around him.

TwanTitan by Centurion's Fury July 26, 2006

twatistic 

adjective: for something to be very much like the twat, to be of the twat, to seem like the female genitalia in form or in slang reference; a combination of twat and artistic, an artist's rendition of the female genitalia

noun: a statistic involving the twat, the study of female statistics

noun: a disease suffered by those who act like a vagina all the damn time, also referred to as twatism.

adj: 1. That douche bag over there is being such a twatistic bastard. 2. My, that painting is quite twatistic; I just love the curves.

n: I was studying the twatistics of that sorority and discovered that only 3 are still virgins.

n: 1. He is twatistic and cant help but act like a girl. 2. Women are all that twatistic ever thinks about, but he is never gonna get one.

twatistic by PseudoNinjar September 17, 2010

Twistan 

A fat nugget

Bro he is a twistan

Twistan by B00cha April 17, 2020