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Twaticus Maximus 

When your girlfriend / wife / female so is being a pain in the ass. Basically like you would call somebody who was being a pain in the ass a Twat. But this is saying they are being a Twat to the Max and really need to back off.
1. I was going to go out Friday and play poker with the guys but my girl was all being Twaticus Maximus about us not having enough US time.

2. Your girlfriend is beyond a bitch, shes a twaticus maximus
Twaticus Maximus by Booty King September 5, 2006

twatious 

Someone who is exuberating energy that of a twat.
That guy is definitely up to something twatious
twatious by SanadK December 23, 2022

twatmustard

1. a large amount of seaman in the pupic hair after a very intense jerk-off session.
ah shit look at all the twatmustard "HEY REGINA! CAN U LICK OFF ALL MY TWATMUSTARD"
twatmustard by sds August 28, 2005

Twattimus Prime 

I fucked Cassandra last night and she has some Twattimus Prime.
Twattimus Prime by TheRealCuhhhh August 15, 2019

Twatipuss 

Twatipuss is a play on with platypus and and Twat - It means both a pussy and a Twat
Wilfred: Oh Shirley, You are quite the twatipuss

soppius twatius

Aphrodite: Oh, Sappho, you're such a soppius twatius. Get in my twatius.
soppius twatius by newbie lesbian November 16, 2010