twatimus

a “double” twat meaning that you are more than a twat but a twatimus

you are a twatimus (or) stop being such a twatimus

by emfudd69 July 1, 2023

Twaticus Maximus

When your girlfriend / wife / female so is being a pain in the ass. Basically like you would call somebody who was being a pain in the ass a Twat. But this is saying they are being a Twat to the Max and really need to back off.

1. I was going to go out Friday and play poker with the guys but my girl was all being Twaticus Maximus about us not having enough US time.

2. Your girlfriend is beyond a bitch, shes a twaticus maximus

by Booty King September 5, 2006

twatious

Someone who is exuberating energy that of a twat.

That guy is definitely up to something twatious

by SanadK December 23, 2022

twatmustard

1. a large amount of seaman in the pupic hair after a very intense jerk-off session.

ah shit look at all the twatmustard "HEY REGINA! CAN U LICK OFF ALL MY TWATMUSTARD"

by sds August 28, 2005

Twattimus Prime

Prime Grade Twat.

I fucked Cassandra last night and she has some Twattimus Prime.

by TheRealCuhhhh August 15, 2019

Twatipuss

Twatipuss is a play on with platypus and and Twat - It means both a pussy and a Twat

Wilfred: Oh Shirley, You are quite the twatipuss

by BigTwatipussForLife May 12, 2020

soppius twatius

Latin for soppy twat

Aphrodite: Oh, Sappho, you're such a soppius twatius. Get in my twatius.

by newbie lesbian November 16, 2010